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marijuana minutes

The amount for time that passes when you're high that feels like it has only been a minute. Usually 2 real hours are about 5 marijuana minutes.
Stoner 1: Fuck dude. How long have we just been sitting here?

Stoner 2: I don't know man. It feels like 10 minutes but it's been like 3 hours. We must be running on marijuana minutes.
by Ryan Coconut October 26, 2009
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Meri wa nate

1. To not only get high off of smoking weed, but to be completely engulfed by it's smoke for an extended period of time.
2. To hotbox.
1. Before going in to the theater, I'm going to marijuanate in my car.

2. Chicken gets marinaded, you might get marijuanated.
by Sparko March 28, 2008
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Marijuana Trigger Bowl

A Marijuana Trigger Bowl, commonly referred as MTB, is the catalyst used to bring about a stronger and quicker high after using narcotics such as ecstacy.
Sasha- Sadie? Are you trippin' yet?

Sadie- No!

Sasha- Fuck! We forgot the MTB (Marijuana Trigger Bowl)!

Sadie- Well that explains the delay. Load Optimus (Bong).
by TheTrypleThreat September 6, 2010
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Marijuana

A remarkably non-toxic substance used to explore an alternate consciousness. in other words, it's not so much about "getting high" as it is about seeing the importance in the normally mundane, and being able to make connections and notice more than you ever thought possible. Picture your mind as a half opened eye, marijuana opens that eye fully, if only for a limited time. No it will not kill you, and no it is not a gateway drug. let's apply the gateway drug to something else, shall we? would you say that masturbation leads to the act of rape? would you say that riding a tricycle when you are young leads to joining a motorcycle gang? it seems absurd when the gateway drug "logic" is applied to other situations.
Responsible user number 1: care for some marijuana
Responsible user number 2: Oh no thanks, I have work to do today, but some other time definitely.

OR

Responsible user number 1: care for some marijuana?
Responsible user number 2: Well, I have nothing that needs to be taken care of today, lets toke up.
by straightfire December 29, 2011
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NOT A DRUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dad- have you been doin drugs
you- WTF DAD MARIJUANA IS A FUCKING PLANT
by NAILUJ April 2, 2009
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Marijuana

If you really had to look this up on urban dictionary to figure out what it meant you really need to get out more
marijuana
by aorbtnely July 25, 2010
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An illegal drug that turns people into douchebags that do nothing except complain about how they want it legal and about how they think it is "the cure for the world's problem". Users also try to find something bad about those against it.
Dude 1: DUDE! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? MARIJUANA IS NOT ADDICTIVE! $&#@ OFF!

Dude 2: If it wasn't, why won't you quit/

Dude 1: 'CAUSE I LIKE IT! ALSO, I LOOKED UP YOUR BACKGROUND HISTORY AND YOU DIDN'T PAY YOUR TAXES ONE TIME!

Dude 2: Why did you go through the trouble to figure that out just to protect an illegal drug?

Dude 1: $@^* OFF!
by BenderRoblox May 5, 2010
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