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Maple Ridge Elementary School

Is full of white asshole teachers, and demons known as "pervs". the buses smell like shit, and you must make friends to survive the 10 years you're in that prison. the teachers are strict as fuck and some of them literally have told you they're trying to make the work as boring as possible. the 7 year olds think they're cool and start swearing, the english are dumb fucks and the 6th graders think they have it hard. kids have fake depression and there are so many clubs that you are forced to be in at least ten. this hell hole can be found in Ottawa, ON,CA. kids beg for mercy at assemblies also known as 2 hour long lectures. people lose their pure minds at the age of 5 when you find a teacher on pornhub. thank you for reading.
poor innocent child: hey i go to maple ridge elementary school
random kid: whens your funeral?
by that one fucking idiot October 15, 2019
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Marley

A spunky gal who struts her bold look. Everlasting kindness and endless dorky laughs may be the foundation of a Marley’s personality. She’s energetic and enthusiastic. She takes inspiration from those around her and they are inspired by her as well.
“Nobody could ever dislike Marley, she’s just so positive!!!”
by Sweater lint December 22, 2019
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Maplesexual

A person who loves Canada, AND only Canada.

Is somewhat related to Amesexual but instead of America it's Canada

- (Random person on internet)
"Im a Maplesexual!"
by MaypleSyrupManCanada September 2, 2020
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Marley's Bitch

Marley's friend. Someone who is very nice and loyal to her friend .... Marley.
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maleya

Only the sexiest bitches alive are named Maleya, all maleyas have brown hair and brown eyes with massive milkers
P1: I just got a girlfriend

P2: Is she hot?
P1: Bro her names Maleya, of course she is
by Your(mom) October 29, 2020
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maple bag

a bag in albion online with a adept's rune inside of it and nothing else
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Maple Shade High School

Maple Shade High School, also known as MSHS, is a small, south jersey school, in between Philly and the shore. This school is full of ghetto people trying to act tough, most of which, live in Fox Meadow, or one of the various shitty apartment complexes in the area. MSHS is a school perfect for your every need, including but not limited to, average schooling, lots of loud black girls, and all the nicotine you could ever ask for. MSHS is a place that nobody hates, but nobody loves either. Why do anything on Friday, instead, come watch our shitty football team play. Overall, Maple Shade High School is a wonderful experience, if you have no life. If you ever end up in Maple Shade, don't check out Maple Shade High School.
Guy 1: Yo, where did you get that vape?
Guy 2: I bought it from this 8th grader in the Maple Shade High School bathroom!
by weedbandit404 November 12, 2021
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