Maple Syrup 

Alcoholic Urine. Named for its deep amber/orange color, often derived from dehydration and renal failure.

Hey mother fucker!!!!! Next time your alcoholic ass drops some maple syrup, flush the damn toilet!

Maple Syrup by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

maple leaf  

Virginity for a Canadian girl.

"So is he the guy that -- how should I put this like a gentleman ? ... Robin, did he take your maple leaf ?"

Marshall in How I met your mother.

maple leaf by Deyway March 11, 2009

Maple Leaf Mustache 

In relation to Canada's History, the Maple Leaf Mustache involves the act of a man masturbating with maple syrup in a heavily wooded area while wearing a Canadian Flag draped over his shoulders as to cover his anal area, then at the point of ejaculation, grabbing the nearest woodland animal (preferably a large one like a mountain lion, black bear or deer)then firing a rocket load on the stunned animals lips, smear it in with the head of the penis and shout in exhausted ecstacy "Fuck me with a Molson bottle!!!"

Dean asked if his friend at Staples if he was able to pull off the Maple Leaf Mustache. His buddy told him that he got about 70% of it complete, but the chipmunk almost took off the helmet with one ferocious bite.

Maple Leaf Mustache by Jason Williams in my mouth! July 27, 2010

maple leaf 

a pot leaf in disguise, it has managed to evade the narc officers for decades. brilliant

can be made into a joint

maple leaf by Kat WHEEEE!! January 28, 2007

Maple Shade 

A town in Southern New Jersey, located near Pennsauken and Cherry Hill filled with white-trash wannabe "gangsters" that think they are "hard" and refer to themselves as "crazy mother fuckers" when in reality they aren't capable of anything really violent. Their schools completely lack talent and interest from outsiders, especially in the athletic department. The girls living there walk around in adidas flip flops with socks and disgusting "booty shorts" that show off their celulite. They are whores that look for sex partners at the ice-cream place called the "DRIVE IN". Another false fantasy these civilians posess is that they think they are Pennsauken, when in all honesty, they should just give up all together.

assholes,white trash,wanksters,fake-thugs,losers,maple shade

Maple Shade by i'm live August 5, 2008

Maple Donut

Smearing maple syrup around a girls vagina then fucking her hard until you cum then having her lick the jizz and maple syrup off your dick.

"Tiffany is such a hoe... I heard she gave George a maple donut last night"
Ohh....tasty

Maple Donut by Nanoturtle April 23, 2015

maple fever 

An excessive sexual attraction towards Canadian women felt by non-Canadians. Maple trees can be found in Canada and are synonymous with the maple leaf on Canada's flag, their hot women and maple syrup found on their Kraft macaroni and cheese.

You're totally getting goosebumps thinking about that scantily clad lifeguard on Lake Ontario; check your maple fever!

maple fever by kennethhari November 7, 2015