Pussy magnet

A man who slashes pussy like it's his job

Bj:hj is that Chad?
Hj:yeah
Bj:I heard he banged all the cheerleaders at our school
Hj:I know what a pussy magnet

by Ace daddy March 26, 2019

dick magnet

hot chick that a lot of guys want to screw but shes stupid and bitchy

That whore is a real dick magnet

by winall May 12, 2010

vermin magnet

A male with an uncanny knack for attracting ugly, undesirable women.

With his fan club of 300-pounders, Randy is a real vermin magnet.

by demander January 17, 2003

Man Magnet

An inanimate object that attracts men to it.

Carl: We're going over Steve's house because he has a 60 inch plasma TV. That thing is such a man magnet.

Jeff: I hate standing around the keg. Too much of a man magnet.

by VI Crunk Man January 3, 2009

poon magnet

1. An object or creature thats helps the owner to get laid

2. A giant magnet that attracts vaginas

He used the poon magnet (dolphin), to get laid.

The poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.

Men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.

Dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.

by prokevinmusic February 20, 2008

couch magnet

(kow-che mag-net) n. Normally a male humanoid whose ass attracts nearby couches. Both the couch and ass will form a near unbreakable bond only separated by getting beers from the fridge, using the restroom, or women. The attraction from ass to couch may vary depending on nearby televisions or video game systems.

guy1: "where are you going?"

guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"

guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"

guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"

guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"

by glassfungus February 5, 2010

plastic magnet

a fake asshole.
someone who trys to get things easily and fucks "friends" over
stealing bastard
can't speak proper english
40 year old virgins who live in daddys basement

a plastic magnet is somewhat like a 40 year old virgin

by theMAN55_ September 20, 2010