mad wae it

the art of being oot ones nut. (drunk)

e.g. aw man, oot ma tree last night, pure mad wae it!
e.g. poppin' pills at the art school last night, pure mad wae it!
e.g. nine litre a' pulse... mad wae it!

by flatsteve December 10, 2007

mad dolphin

When you meticulously lather up your butt crack with soap while in the shower and you rip a forceful fart, making a noisy flatulant that reminds Jaques Cousteau of an angry dolphin's war cry.

"Bro your ass smells!". "Don't tell me you're not impressed with that mad dolphin!"

by Pitou1093 May 7, 2013

Beatdown Madness

A combination of left-click and spacebar inputs that make your blood flow through your veins.

"Have to know the proper meaning of the Beatdown Madness chaos in the brain make your blood flow make your blood flow through your veins."

by _Caution April 20, 2021

Signing Madness

When an author promices to sign a very large amount of pre-ordered books in an ever decreasing amount of time.
Symptoms include bad fashion sense, increase puff levels, RSI, and stunted youtube videos. Sypmtoms fade once book is released and signing - the cause - also stops.

2011 John Green's promise to sign all copies of pre-ordered 'TFIOS' (The Fault In Our Stars). Now he has Signing Madness.

by Shortcut888 October 19, 2011

Mooch Madness

The state of someone who does not have a t.v. and mooches off their friends to watch the NCAA basketball tournament.

Riaz has Mooch Madness, he has been at W.C.'s all weekend watching the tourney.

by Fatrazmo April 5, 2011

mad stork

A sexual predator who finds his way inside your sister, only to finish with her and begin destroying your mom's asshole. He is fast. His dick is massive. And he penetrates like no other.

What happened to your sister? She was leaking everywhere today!

Oh yeah, a mad stork hit up my house the other day. Got my mom, AND my sister.

by Beardo69 January 14, 2015

Arctic Madness

Madness cause when one has to urinate outside in the cold and is wearing 4 inches of clothing and only has 3 inches of penis to work with due to the sub-zero temperatures.

Common among males in the Arctic.

"I have to urinate so bad it hurts! But I can't find my willy in all these clothes." - Justin

"Calm down, your getting arctic madness."
- Dave

by Monological January 21, 2009