Mac Genius

The low of the low when it comes to tech support.

Also seen as an oxymoron in most tech circles.

Friend A: (Talking to friend who is a Mac Genius) Hey, can you help me with this problem I am having on this Server?

Friend B: Why are you asking him for help?!?

Friend A: I thought he was a Mac Genius.

Friend B: Again I ask, why are you asking him for help?

by NetSecHelp August 24, 2010

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Mac Attack

A Mac Attack is the art of getting half a dozen or more cups of (free) water from MacDonalds and going into a car at nightime with a group of friends and throwing the cups at unsuspecting people with the objective of it hitting them and soaking them in MacDonalds tap water with perhaps a few ice cubes.

A much cheaper modo-alternative to the traditional egging.

Laurence - Yo Conway you keen to do something tonight?

Conway - What you got planned?

Laurence - A Mac Attack what else

Conway - Count me and the boyz in bro'

by The OG Mac Attacker January 25, 2011

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mac os x

BSD UNIX with an eye-candy interface, partly developed by Apple, Inc. The internals of the OS (i.e. the GNU Mach Kernel, the X-Windows System, the shells, the command-line binaries and scripts, etc.) were developed in part by the opensource community, whereas Apple, Inc. developed the high-level APIs and the GUI (both are proprietary).

Mac OS X is a good example of what can happen to any *NIX OS if given enough corporate sponsorship (or if it surrenders its licencing to a corporation).

by Judecn August 9, 2006

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