Mosquito-ing

(Sexual act) To Mosquito, is to roll ones tongue, inserting it into either one of a female’s rear orifices, and suck through your tongue as if you were a mosquito.

Jeez, my boyfriend was really mosquito-ing me dry last night, I hope I don’t get malaria.

by DrBlueBalls April 18, 2020

Mosquito Cult

A group of gay middle schoolers who usually summon demons and watch shows like helluva boss and hazbin hotel

"those kids are a part of a mosquito cult"

by The gay child January 13, 2025

mosquito

Merchant Of Some Quite Unnecessary Irritating Trashy Object (acronym)

Beware of MOSQUITO infested areas whilst on holiday, particularly prevalent on beaches selling bracelets, handbags and key rings.

by Mrs Malaprop September 19, 2013

reverse mosquito

When someone stops sucking and you hit them harder, it's called a reverse mosquito.

Dude 1: Wow, that guy has hella bruises...
Dude 2: Yeah, his girlfriend is a dom, and she reverse mosquito'd him last night.

by TaroSykes November 14, 2022

Mosquito

The most fucking annoying thing to ever walk the earth. They’re stupid insects with no purpose but to give everyone ugly ass pimples and drink blood like vampires.

Those damn mosquitoes have done it again! They’ve ruined my beautiful lips!

by MINION TAMPONS? July 31, 2022

mosquito

they are government controlled insects that were created in order to take blood as a blood donation (as when they bite you they take some of your blood). so, when someone refuses to donate blood, the government send out the mosquitos to retrieve and take the blood from you and send it to the blood donation centre. they aren’t real insects !!!!!

mosquitos are controlled by the government

*this is a joke, pls don’t sue me !!*

by ryuk best boy April 27, 2022

Mosquito-Itch

An itch that feels both good and bad when scratched, for example, hence the name, a mosquito bite.

My Eczema is a total Mosquito-Itch.

by CloudyGraham March 18, 2023