Mosquitoing

The sexual practice of sounding, but with a straw. The partner then uses the straw and sucks the cum during arrival of the male

Trixie wanted to try mosquitoing and began jerking me off only to take a Capri sun staw, sound me with it, and sucked the cum out as I busted

by Awont December 11, 2021

Squished Mosquito

The pressing of bare male genitalia against a pane of glass.

A man drops trow, and presses his penis and testicles up against a pane of glass. The squished appearance resembles that of a squished mosquito.

by BLUDVLZ June 13, 2013

Mosquito

A species that came from the deepest pits of Hell that emerged from Satan's ass. These autistic, mentally retarded, ugly ass motherfucking whores are the worst of the worst. They are absolute bullshit and are an absolute abomination and a disgrace to every single other species on the Earth. They are illegal Mexican immigrant niggas with small dicks. Those retarded cockface always wonder why they can't get laid and are always wondering why they are virgins. Most people would agree that they would rather be a slave to the most cruel person in the world and be physically and mentally abused throughout their entire day and work their fucking god damn bitching ass off until they are on the verge on fucking god damn death than let these pathetic shitholes bite them. Even Adolf Hitler and the pilot who flew the 9/11 plane are better beings than them. They are extremely pathetic, parasitic vermins and completely worthless shit, they will never accomplish or achieve anything in life. Those scumbags are the lowest of the low and will always be the lowest of the low. Mosquitoes never have deserved the chance to live life and will never deserve the chance. They are the definition of cancer and AIDS. Almost everybody knows that being raped by a pedophile is way better than encountering one of these dumbfucks. Mosquitoes are the fucking Jews of World War II in this world and they absolute deserve to be.

Mosquito: *Exists*

World: *Launches nukes at it*

by mosquitohater38292 March 16, 2020

Arctic Ice Mosquito

1. n. Complete and utter nonsense.
2. n. Total fabrication.
3. n. Horseshit.

Ed: Dude, did you know my scrotum is big enough to wear as a hat?

Ted: Arctic Ice Mosquitoes, man.

by ChefsSurprise July 10, 2011

Guito Mosquito

Similar to regular mosquitoes, however these ones have a name that rhymes which increases their general douchebaggery. They are typically seen sucking blood, lifting weights, tanning, and getting mad mosquito pussy.

In typical use this is just a term that is just exclaimed with no context.

Buddy #1: Bro I'm so sick of these Guito Mosquito problems

Buddy #2: The fuck? What does that even mean?

Buddy#1: I dunno.

by GuppyTheGreat February 24, 2018

Mosquitoes

The worst bug ever. Carries diseases like malaria and the yellow fever. Bites are itchy and annoying and distracting and frustrating. There would literally be no negative effect on the world if they were eradicated.

Dude guy person 1: SHIT I GOT BIT BY SOME MOSQUITOES
Dude guy person 2: OH CRAP WE'RE IN SOUTH AMERICA YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Dude guy person 1: AAAAAAAGH

by Dudeguyperson3 November 15, 2013

Mosquito Dating

When you just suck and go.

I’m only doing mosquito dating right now. No time for penetration.

by The_politibro February 25, 2024