money toilet

Someone who wastes a lot of someone else's money.

"I love my girlfriend, but she can be a real money toilet."

by hannah_b April 3, 2009

money contest

Not quite a dick waving contest, but invitation can be precipitated by what one believes is leading in the direction of said contest.
It occurs when Person B continues to try to "one-up" person A. Person A, who appears indifferent, and with low tolerance, abruptly questions, "Do you want to have a money-contest." Person A has effectively downplayed person B's attempts to one-up, by insinuating that Person B would clearly lose in a money contest.

Benjamin growing quite impatient with the sak's salesgirl and her vague references to dating celebrities and world-travel, promptly interrupted, "Would you care to have a money contest?"

by cfb7 March 7, 2009

Money Jeans

The metaphorical representative for the storage of income. The place where your money/valuables are collected and kept. (Bank account, piggy bank, hoe jar etc)

"I gotta' get mah' money greens to pay the money jeans"

by Hypno Fish December 2, 2009

moneyeyestitis

Moneyeyestitis is a disease in which people can not see a thing if it is not respected by money and see things that are respected by money.

The common expression "Money walks, shit talks" can be replaced by the single word moneyeyestitis.

by fred ressler April 2, 2017

Moneybagg Joe

Nickname given to President Joe Biden after he signed the $1.9 trillion COVID-19 relief bill. The moniker is coined after Memphis rapper Moneybagg Yo. The meme originated on Twitter, when user @deviousnegus tweeted "Moneybagg Joe" in response to news of the relief package. The term is often seen with photoshopped images of the President in stereotypical "hip-hop" attire, such as expensive chains, bust-down watches, durags ...

Moneybagg Joe really pulled thru with that stimmy
Fr? Imma fuck around and order a whole ass whale at Red Lobster

by yungling March 16, 2021

Monera

Arabic name meaning glowing/gleaming/ one who enlightens. Derived from 'Noor' which means light. Likewise, she is a girl who lights up your life with her presence. Very jokey person who always makes all around her laugh uncontrollably. Tends to exhibit a very overprotective nature of anyone she cares about. Has a big heart, caring personality and loves strongly. Her laugh makes your heart fill with light.

girls with the name Monera are very smart, beautiful and great loyal friends. If you know a Monira you're very lucky to have her.

*small girl with a bubbly personality walks past laughing*

Friend 1 to friend 2: she looks like such a monera

by Everything_2311 June 9, 2021

Friend Money

Money that friends share back and forth without any assumptions of paying one another back. If asked for the repayment you are considered cheap, and Frugal. Close friends often do this and the money is usually under 10 USD. You don't debo this money.

I got your Taco bell last night, can't you pay for my drink... That was friend money!

by JennyJammy May 28, 2009