Mateo

He typically goes by Teo and hates when people call him Mat.
He likes pretending that he's macho and a super dom. He's also secretly a furry and hates when people call him out for it. He's loud and he has many voice cracks.

Follow his meme page.

There goes Mateo... what a bagel.

by That'sOneVioletThing March 18, 2019

mateo

here's a good word for mateo. he's smart, cute, and most importantly, industrious, productive, and loves his wife. his cv makes you feel like an inadequate fool. he's so accomplished. even though you've known other people with accolades like that, it's ridiculous how he accrues them while posting so many definitions on this very website and commenting on other various media. that's my excuse for not having his sort of accomplishments. now those excuses are rendered inutile and i'm left wondering where he gets all the time to juggle everything he does.

i think mateo is a genius or something. his capacities are diverse and distinguished. good for him.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

Mateo

A boy sexy ass boy who has a very large penis and gets allll the hoes and is a good friend he’s loving he’s sweet and so kind and he can fuck you real good in bed and treats all woman right and is loyal

Girl 1:yeah Mateo he is fine as fuckkk

Girl 2: NO HES MINE

by hehemicheal7 December 17, 2019

Mateo

Mateo is the name given to streetball legends. If you know a Mateo, be grateful to god that he put one in your way. Mateo is the natural predator of Pablos. Although Mateos are quite common these days, you can identify a real OG Mateo from the rest because he:
-Has a big dick.
-His humor is elite.
-Is a streetball legend, 2k master and fortnite lord.

-Has the freshest memes.

-Owns a dope spotify playlist.

Watch out for Pablos, to avoid death they try to copy Mateos so most of fake Mateos are Pablos.

- Damn, he drained a 3 on my face!
- What do you expect? he's a Mateo

by CLLDBU January 30, 2020

Mateo

A boy who has a heart of gold and never truly realizes it. He is kind, very intelligent and handsome in a special way. He is very appreciated and loved. He deserves it all. Born cuteass. 🥺

“He’s such a cutie and handsome, doesn’t even know it.. Bet he’s a Mateo!”

by Panda February 1, 2020

Mateo

A boy who has a heart of gold and never truly realizes it. He is kind, very intelligent and handsome in a special way. He is very appreciated and loved. He deserves it all. Born cuteass. 🥺

“He’s such a cutie and handsome, doesn’t even know it.. Bet he’s a Mateo!”

by Panda February 1, 2020

Mateo

Mateo is a sexy beast. Marte loves him so much. what a bae

Oh shi mateo texted me

by Defenitions hahhaha February 26, 2020