Mittology

The study of Mitt Romney's ever changing political flip flop positions on key election topics.

Romney(2008): "The Iraq war, which was the right thing to do, just like in Afghanistan... Setting deadlines to leave this country is absolutely the wrong approach"

Romney(2012): "It was a mistake to go into Iraq, just like in Afghanistan... And I agree with the president, and when I am president, we will be out of Afghanistan by 2014!"

Mittology Philosopher/Mittologist: Romney appears to be suffering from a very severe case of Romnesia, likely caused by Romney trying to pander to swing voters in the last 6 weeks of the election.

by JMG2112 October 27, 2012

Mittle Class

Owning at least 5 homes and having a net worth over $100,000,000.

No, son, we're not rich. We're Mittle Class. Lots of people own yachts that can circumnavigate the globe without needing to refuel.

by Shut Up Morans December 28, 2011

mitts

refers to ones own hands

i had all i needed, gas can, razor wire, hack saw, and my mitts

by Humpleton Jarble September 29, 2005

Mittromnia

A sleeping disorder directly linked to the pre-slumber worry of Mitt Romney actually being elected president.

"Double Guantanamo? Jesus, I'm going to be up all night with Mittromnia."

by micah October 4, 2011

Mitts In My Oven

To have raunchy intercourse on an impersonal basis.

Ex1: I want him to put his mitts in my oven.
Ex2: Boy, I sure wish I could put my mitts in her oven.

Ex1: I want him to put his mitts in my oven.
Ex2: Boy, I sure wish I could put my mitts in her oven.

by Mr. Big Dick's Hot Whip April 7, 2011

fish mittens

16th to 17th century slang for female genitalia.

So John, how did last night go? Did you get a try on her fish mittens?

by Jim Singh November 10, 2005

mitten finger

Giving someone the middle finger while your hand is inside a mitten.

My neighbor is such an ass. I gave him the mitten finger while I was shoveling my driveway yesterday.

by heatherwear December 12, 2009