minton

A hypothetical form of the game badminton where the players actually have some skill. Used in insults. A synonym of goodminton.

Ryan: "Hit the damned shuttlecock already!"
Greg: "Ok, here goes. I'm going to whack the 'cock!"
Ryan: "That's what she said!"
(Greg whiffs)
Ryan: "Nice one."
Greg: "I meant to do that. Ok, here goes for real. This 'cock is headed straight for your face!"
Ryan: "That's what he said!"
(Greg hits it right into the net)
Ryan: "You know, this game was just called minton before you started playing it."

by Nicholas D March 10, 2009

Porn Mining

1) The ceaseless activity of looking through porn sites for someone or something that you haven't seen yet.

2) Obsessive review of material looking for something of interest.

I was up late porn mining.

He porn mined the shit out of that and couldn't find anything meaningful.

by P Phunky Phat January 9, 2009

Minionsexual

1. -Adjective- Describes someone who is Sexually Attracted to Minions.
2. -Adjective- A whore
3. -Noun- Someone who is Sexually Attracted to Minions

Brad: "Bro thats a Minion, thats a hottie"
Chad: "Bro that's kind of Minionsexual"
Brad: "I'm minionsexual and Proud"

Heather: "Im coming Out as Minionsexual and am know part of the LGBTQM+ Community"
Narratar: "Heather is now a whore and social outcast who posts to many minion memes"

by LankaLiyanapatharangeLicker November 12, 2021

self mining

The act of inserting your penis into your own anus.

Hey I can't believe I just walked in on Joe self mining!

by -Bapwich- October 20, 2010

Munion Feltch Beaver

This is a sexual action where you dig up a dead body, preferrably one that has been dead for around a month. This allows for the body to become relatively rancid while still remaining quite juicy and supple. One person hangs the deady body from a tree by the waist, causing the corpse to take the shape of a dog. One person fucks the corpse doggy style in the ass while the other person places his mouth on the vagina/penis of the dead corpse and punches the stomache until the rancid embalming and body fluids rush into that person's mouth. (see "munion") The person fucking the corpse doggy style climaxes into the the corpse's ass and then proceeds to suck out the semen and rotten ass juice through a bendy straw. (see "feltch") The person who just performed the munion on the corpse's genitalia then sacrafices a beaver by cutting its stomache open and raping its intestines. The person who has been holding onto the feltched fluids then makes out with the person who is raping the sacraficed beavers intestines, and they both dance naked and cut themselves to "MY HELENA" by my chemical romance.

Dude, I'm so glad we got rid of that pesky beaver straight up munion feltch beaver style!

by Matthew Pearson December 30, 2007

mining

Offer own hardware for distributed calculations for crypto coins as revenue.
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The primary purpose of mining is to allow Bitcoin nodes to reach a secure, tamper-resistant consensus. Mining is also the mechanism used to introduce Bitcoins into the system: Miners are paid any transaction fees as well as a "subsidy" of newly created coins.

Are you looking to get into new cryptocurrency mining equipment as early as possible?

by kostja_m December 30, 2013

mining engineer

noun: a person that goes to school to work in a certain field of expertise pertaining to mining. Generally with a minor or an emphasis in explosives or things that go boom. It is not a very dangerous field, despite constantly working with explosives. Studies show that majorly almost 85% of mining engineer majors are pyromaniacs or enjoy destroying things in some manner.

"That guy majored in 'Mining Engineering?' Man that sounds boring! He just goes around with a pick axe and mines shit?!"

"No you idiot!!! He gets to BLOW SHIT UP FOR A LIVING!!!"

by Spartan B34 February 19, 2009