Muffle Shorts

Shorts so tight on a woman that one can read her lips, but one cannot hear what she's saying.

She looked awesome in those muffle shorts!

by dalekoprovidek August 21, 2014

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Mufflebush

When you're going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she's about to get your dick and then you ambush her muffle (stick it in)

Bro I mufflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming

"Bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom"
"Nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to multitask, I mufflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming"

by J-baker June 14, 2016

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Mufflebush

When you're going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she's about to get your dick and then you ambush her muffle (stick it in)

Bro I mufflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming

"Bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom"
"Nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to multitask, I mufflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming"

by J-baker June 14, 2016

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Mufflone

A muffin lying alone on the baking tray.

Im hungry. I think I make me a Mufflone.

by YannickL4tiv July 31, 2018

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Mafflelox

Scouse guys who chat so much bollox that they lie about everything and anything. This can include lying about women they fucked to the weather!

Hey mate I fucked this hot girl last and came deep inside her while out doors in the park, it was such a hot day not a cloud in the sky...... mate you was on face book saying your at your nans and the weather forecast shows that it’s been pissing down with rain and will do for the rest of the week stop chatting so much mafflelox ffs

by Bizbone81 September 2, 2019

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