Mass

The Singular, Redemptive, Eternal, and Expiatory Sacrifice of Christ on Calvary being made present on the Altar of Sacrifice. The Mass is re-presentation what he offered to the Eternal Father 2000 years ago in a far corner of the earth and applying the fruits and merits to you in the Most Holy Sacrament of the Eucharist.

I am going to go to Mass.

by catholicboy September 15, 2016

Asian rain massage

Getting peed on by an Asian masseuse

For $5 dollars more, you get the Asian rain massage.

by Shaunasweets August 25, 2018

WTW mass

what’s the word mass is the page where everyone in MA gets their clout. 10/10 content, 10/10 captions, the only problem is that they still haven’t kicked out beverly yet!!

did you see that video of timmy yesterday on WTW mass? he was drunk and jumped onto a table and they gave him a 4/10.

by cancelbeverly2019 December 6, 2018

Weapons of Mass Destruction

WMD- weapons, such as ICBMs, that can wipe out huge numbers of people in one fell swoop, causing massive loss of life and huge amounts of collateral damage

In August 1945, the United States dropped the first atom bomb deployed in combat on Hiroshima, Japan, causing over 50k people to die and the destruction of a good portion of the city.

by Scott M. July 10, 2003

Massachusetts Republican

One who thinks they agree with Republican ideals and are reasonably conservative, but realize they'd be considered a Liberal Democrat, or a moderate at least, anywhere else outside of MA, particularly the Greater Boston area.

Girl, seeing liberals on campus running around naked and hugging trees: "I think I'm a Republican."
Boy: "Nah"
Girl, after watching the RNC and speaking with red-state relatives: "Nevermind"
Boy: "Yah, you're totally a Massachusetts Republican. Want to get naked?"

by ek2035 October 23, 2008

weapon of mass eruption

Abbreviated WME;
1. A volcano, specifically the Eyjafjallajokull volcano in Iceland.
2. Jessica Simpson

Dude 1: "Dude, did you like read about the Eyjafjallajokull volcano that erupted in Iceland?"
Dude 2: D-oh! Huh?
Dude 1: "Eyjafjallajokull dude"
Dude 2: "Dude, are you like calling me names and stuff?"
Dude 1: "No dude. It's like a totally massive, totally rad, and like totally awesome weapon of mass eruption in Iceland"
Dude 2: "Volcano? Weapon of mass eruption? Iceland? Dude! Like my head totally hurts"
Dude 1: "Eyjafjallajokull dude"
Dude 2: "Well, Eyjafjallajokull you too dude!"

That Jessica Simpson is sexual napalm you know. She's a real life weapon of mass eruption!

by Das Wunderkind April 16, 2010

massagemosis

The relaxation you experience while observing someone getting a massage.

I got very drowsy when I saw her getting a massage at the airport. I was overcome with massagemosis.

by Kaptain Karl April 17, 2007