Listerineitis

To drink Listerine.Will affect kidneys, liver, and perhaps social life.Not only is your breath fresh, but so is you're asshole.
Affects 8 out of 10 homeless people.

Mommy is that man drinking Listerine from that Listerine bottle suffering from Listerineitis?

by Skip Wright Along March 3, 2009

lestera

noun' a form of STD, commonly associated with HIV/AIDS or the clap.

Symptoms include, rash, itching, swelling, dark pigmentation, Nabelism, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea.

"Damn, I caught that lestera last night, after getting LAID with that hoe!"

by Bezansore May 11, 2009

listerine popsicle

the term used in one of many insane clown posse's "yo mama" jokes.

Yo mamas breath smells so bad the ice cream man gave her a Listerine Popsicle mutha fackuu

by roflkarina August 21, 2009

lasterpiece

The last masterpiece created by an author, poet, artist, musician, filmmaker, etc.

Eyes Wide Shut is Stanley Kubrick's lasterpiece.

by Cinephilia December 27, 2011

lasterbation

1. Being the last person to perform in the act of masterbation amongst a group of others. 2. Last minute masterbation.

Tom likes watching others, then he sneaks in some lasterbation. Fasterbation

by CorpseSaladTime July 29, 2014

LSTER

In the battle of wits, a show from Howerd Stern, Lester Napoleon Green (also know as Beetlejuice) was asked to spell the word red. Beetlejuice answered with LSTER

Howerd Stern: "Spell red".
Beetljuice: "LSTER".

by Dippin the Chicken January 28, 2017

Lubster

A creature made up of mostly fat

herer coems the lubster

by accountno.999999999 September 28, 2017