clit lit

Trash novels, TV and movies written by, for and about self-centred women looking for men to stimulate their vaginas and to sponge money off.

In the Library: "Where can I find 'Bitchette Jones' Diary' and 'Slags in the City'?"
Librarian: "They're in the Clit Lit section, Madam, next to the 'How to use your vibrator' manuals. It's easy to find - there are lots of other boring bitches with cardboard-cutout personalities browsing the shelves over there."

by Maeve Bitchy May 24, 2008

hella lit

A combination of the words hella, and lit. 1. Used to signify second degree hella. 2. Used to signify first degree hella, and intoxication at the same time.

That party last night was hella lit!

by Killertiger hugo January 7, 2017

Lits Fits

Lits Fits is an acronym for "Lady In The Streets, Freak In The Sheets"

My girlfriend is a total Lits Fits

She acts like an innocent christian girl but i bet shes a Lits Fits

by Alienjiz1990 July 6, 2010

Get Lit

Getting Stoned

Bro, let's go get lit! (:

by ewbecca January 24, 2010

Lit tit

When the tits are so hot that they are literally on fire

Yo I heard javarious saw sharkeishas lit tit and he fainted

by Analtoots4life January 28, 2017

lit anal

a combination of fictional literature and analytical readings.

oh i just finished my lit anal!

by LOVEpuppies100 May 2, 2017

witness the litness

You're about to experience something amazing! Something spectacular! Something so lit that your mind will be blown and shattered! Witness the Litness is basically when a dude thinks everything is "lit" or cool/badass and wants to show the whole world what he has. It can be a trick, a flip, something like video, something inside his pants or her pants lol Witness the Litness is an experience. Embrace it. Accept it. Cuz remember, everybody is a candle, but not everybody is lit.

"Okay Eber, you're about to witness the litness as i try to do some stupid shit. Lets hope i don't die and that it stays lit."

by FerCatchTheseHands February 11, 2017