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MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!
by 2 cool girl August 2, 2011
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young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.
"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices
by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020
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learning deficient

Lack of training in the area in-which he/she should have learned; causing deficient learning knowledge
The learning knowledge that a child/person should have learned with in a time period can cause a learning deficient.
(Example) Learning is to gain knowledge, understanding, or skill.(This is in accordance with the great Webster.) An even broader definition of learning is "any permanent change in behavior that occurs as a result of a practice or an experience." This makes what we teach our children even more important as it has the potential to have a lasting affect in their behavior. Alphabetarian sounds and (reading), Problem solving skills (math), research (science)(geography)
by Kajai200 November 12, 2013
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Learn

To put your hand in a fist and present it to someone's nose.
People learn from this example.
by I Hate Brown November 14, 2016
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learning needs

the specific necessities of apprenticeship
sabrinas learning needs are different than those of victoria.
by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016
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learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions

Another (retrograde) definition for educational institutions in the internet age, based on the fact that one has to shut up and listen, and prove or disprove things in the best possible way, as opposed to the internet where everyone can just shout out everything they want or even force themselves on random strangers.
Marked by a contrast of a true understanding of relativism and absolutism as opposed to the internet, where every relative, negligible thing or context is also given full absolute status.
Being too much on the internet makes me long for learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions.
by felixh November 30, 2016
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LEARN RESPECT

The single mother is the parent who stayed. When things went awry and the man walked away, the single mother stood by her children, and took the world head-on.
P1: Your mother.
P2: Time for you to Learn respect boy !
by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019
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