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Leaning Tower of Pisa

1. The medieval bell tower in the city of Pisa, Italy, that is world-famous because it is not perpendicular to the ground and appears to likely topple over sometime in the future.
2. A slang/figurative term for a very long penis(particularly when it's not erect).
1. While we were vacationing in Italy, Timid Timmy was so scared of going up the Leaning Tower of Pisa with us, that he ran off to one of the seedier sides of town to show some fine Italian hooker his Leaning Tower of Pisa and stick it to her.

2. Whenever Frank attends the leakatorium, he always heads for the stalls, because of his serious case of urinal anxiety due to having a major Leaning Tower of Pisa, which he thinks will be very noticeable to men urinating beside him.

3. As the hot girl I was hooking up with, flirted with me, used sexual innuendo on me, and whispered sweet nothings to me, the Leaning Tower of Pisa in my pants began to straighten up...





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Lemmings

An awesome Blink-182 song from Dude Ranch :)
But people are what they wanna be
They're not lemmings to the sea
Maybe it's time you looked at yourself
And stop blaming life on someone else
by Nadiax January 6, 2008
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Urba-laming

When you want to be better than someone on Urban Dictionary but end up making your self look lamer.
"im like a ninja or something"

"Wow, what he is urba-laming"
by TornOpen February 18, 2010
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leaking

Checking your leaks in poker
Mel, i'm leaking and I want your input on this stat..
by Ross I Ftw July 25, 2017
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Lemmingism

The moment when a gathering of people apply group-think and act upon it as one. Usually associated with Liberals, Democrats, Socialists, Communists, Black Lives Matter, Anti-fa and most other Leftist fringe groups. Almost always involves parroting, threatening behavior, name calling and in some cases, violence.
Remember that time when the MSM outright lied and the Liberals all started to chant to impeach the President after Time magazine posted that picture on the cover claiming that the kid was separated from her mother?

Yeah, the 'tards really fell for it and totally went from Full Potato straight into lemmingism on that one.
by Dustball443CA June 24, 2018
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Leaning left

The way a beta male’s genitals lean. Should most definitely not be confused with Leaning right
Have you’ve heard about rick’s friend chad? Supposedly Chad’s dick is leaning left which means chad is rick’s bitch
by CanuckTime June 26, 2018
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quantum leaping

When you get so plastered that you can feel it before you even start to drink.
You know man, I wasn't planning on drinking this weekend, but it's Thursday night and I'm quantum leaping so I guess I must be wrong.
by FrenchDawg117 February 9, 2018
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