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Frosted Laptop

When I put doughnuts on my laptop its a frosted laptop mmm good.
Are those REALLY Entemanns chocolate frosted doughnuts on a laptop? What are you thinking? Is that the new Frosted Laptop?
by SurelySimple February 26, 2021
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sentient laptop

When a mentally unstable greek man accidentally creates the first self-aware artificial intelligence on his laptop by downloading porn viruses.
Recorded video from unknown origin: "The year is 2100, the sentient laptop has reduced every city into a nuclear wasteland. The rest of us are being picked off one by one"
by Popcorntime69 February 11, 2022
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Best Laptop Repair Services in Dubai

Repair your laptops in UAE? Gala IT Care is here, the best Laptop repair services in Dubai & Ajman. Free pickup & delivery service is available.
Gala IT Care is here, the best Laptop repair services in Dubai & Ajman. Free pickup & delivery service is available.
by galaitcare March 1, 2023
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Gaming Laptop

Something to play your favorite game, spore on.
I just got my awesome Gaming Laptop from Walmart, now I am ready to play spore at a hair tingling 39 Fps.
by Slumblungo August 18, 2023
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Laura laptop

(n) an electronic device that is just not cooperating in any way shape or form
This computer won’t load anything, it’s being such a Laura laptop!
by Mr Schengen’s August 19, 2024
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prison laptop

By default, a prison laptop has no operating system, no USB ports, and an unhelpful BIOS that auto-resets itself whenever the power is cut, making it extra difficult to flash a new BIOS over. You will also be presented with a locked password screen on boot. The laptop itself does look kind of nice, though— if you're a fan of transparent plastic shells for your electronics.
I got a prison laptop on eBay.

Nice! Shall we crack it together tonight?
by sarbathory February 25, 2024
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golden laptop

golden laptop is where you spray paint your dick in golden and then skull fuck someone until their skull implodes in golden cum.
jaden reid im going to give you the golden laptop after school
by damo dazza February 26, 2024
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