New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.
It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".
by Totsally April 28, 2015
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Lace Doily

A woven mat that your aunt or grandmother would have on a side table underneath a plant or lamp. It served no purpose but there for decoration.
Or a female work colleague who is nice looking but hopeless at the job.
Visually attractive but pointless.
"I say, that young Samantha in admin is a fine looking filly!"
"Oh, that's Lace Doily. Don't ask her for stationery, she'll probably come back half an hour later with a gnu".
by Booga March 08, 2021
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the price of lace

Back in ye olden day, the tedious job of making lace was hard work. Creating the most beautiful and delicate work required dexterous hands (usually women in that time, let’s be honest), but could only be sold by men as only they had the right to own a business. Women literally worked their fingers to the bone, eventually losing feeling or gaining pain in their hands from carpal tunnel, arthritis, and ligament or nerve damage. During the height of the lace fad, women were not recognized for their work, only the men they worked for, but we’re able to gain a higher-than-average wage for the times. Thus, “the price of lace” became a euphemism for what one pays in hard work and perseverance for a slight gain.
I’m willing to pay the price of lace if it means I can feed my family even one more day.
by Eurrikka October 21, 2021
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Lace Up Grizzly

An absolute pedo who fucks the absolute shit outa people named TTHRex 8 time a day in the same hour while dirty Mexicans shit on his face while you eat it.
Mion love to do Lace Up Grizzly
by Liein mion August 10, 2023
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cola lace

Where a girl shits on her hand and rubs it all over her vagina thus making the pubic hairs matted with shit. Cola Lace.
Dudeee that girl was sick: she cola laced.
by Daniel Kendall February 04, 2014
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goofy lace

When your shoe laces are tied hella goofy.
Zando: Bobbies shoes are hella clean
Papi D: Hell nah his goofy lace too tight.
Zando: true dat.
by Daddy Mocco October 13, 2017
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