monster load

A very large amount of jizz. A very forceful and plentiful ejaculation resulting in a large amount of semen. A large build up of semen in one's balls that weighs them down.
Last night I was fucking this chick and let loose with a monster load. She was covered in a ton of my jizz. Felt so good to get out that monster load, my balls felt ten pounds lighter.
by shooter magee July 22, 2016
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sprack a load

Yet another term for ejaculating, but only when you do it on, rather than in, someone.
"Jenna is so dirty. I spracked a load all over her face and she loved it."

"June's a prude. Maybe if I sprack a load in her face I can get her to break up with me."
by LuvMyRedDog December 18, 2008
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A Shit Load

A couple is 2, a few is three, and a shit load is six.
At the drive thru at McDonald's: I need a shit load of Happy Meals.
In court: I have a shit load of parking tickets.
by The Waylon December 31, 2014
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Load Stopper

The things you think about when trying not to blow your load when having sexual intercourse.
Damn i had to think about that beezy jessica when i was having sex with kelsey so i would last longer, she was a good load stopper.
by beeezy February 28, 2007
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wide load

what you say to your friends when a fat chick walks by
"Hey Joey"
"Ye?"
"Check out that fat Chick!"
"OHH! WIDE LOAD! WIDE LOAD!"
by Boone's Farm September 3, 2005
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Bust a load

When one releases the semen from the tip of his penis onto the face, chest, gludius maximus, or vagina of a woman. It is, indeed, an extremely pleasurable experience.
When I came home from school, I decided to go over to the Chen household and bust a load all over the face Ray Chen's mom, Mrs. Chen.
by Tanzeel Ahmed July 24, 2008
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chewbacca load

A load of semen so large that you would swear a wookiee produced it. Usually a chewbacca load can be produced by refraining from sex and masturbation for a period of a week or more. The size of the load will also vary from person to person.
by the saskatchewan stud muffin January 25, 2007
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