A-Lindsay

a): The action of poop coming out of your but in massive amounts, great proportion and incredibly smelly.

b): Severally small or long but skinny pieces of diarrhea like substances rapidly leaving the anus.

c): Common metaphor to describe a horrible poop like smell.

d): A second way to say "you play like shit".

a): "Hey Josh, i need to go take a-lindsay."

b): "Sterling! Why does my tennis racket smell like you took a-lindsay on it?."

c): "This food taste a-lindsay."

by Tri-Nuts January 16, 2011

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Lindsey

One of the most attractive human beings to ever exist. You can chase this elusive creature for eternity, but deep in your heart you know you will never be good enough for her. And whoever she's dateing, she can do better, no matter who she's with. She can turn even the biggest manwhore into a one woman kind of guy, without even knowing it. She has dark hair,perfect teeth, and Green/Blue eyes that are amazing, even though she dosent like them. She is around 5'4" which is perfect for when you hug her, and her head rests right on your shoulder. She likes to read ,(which is rare). And cant help herself when it comes to Justin Beiber. You can't help getting excited, when she is happy. And when she gets sad you cant help but become angry/threatening at what ever is causing something so perfect, so much pain. In short: She is perfect for everyone, but to perfect for anyone.

Enchanted Guy #1:"Who is that angel in the corner, reading a nook?"

Enchanted Guy #2:"Thats Lindsey, but don't bother, she is to perfect for any mortal man."

by TheBiggestManwhoreSheKnows January 19, 2011

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Squirting Linda

A female that has an enormous amount of ejaculate gushing like “Old Faithful” from her vaginal opening every time an orgasm is reached.

"I had to wear a safety goggles while I was muffin munching…When she came her Squirting Linda damn near took out an eye when I gave her head last week!"

by Uncle Shecky April 2, 2008

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Lindsay Garofalo

NOUN- an amazing person, who deserves A GOOD GUY (: and is absolutely hilarious, can make anyone smile , can brighten anyones day, is mostly people named jordyn's bestfriend (;, oh and absolutely beautiful ! she is never quiet, and will change your entire life with her love of ducks. very ranom

Jordyn: THROWS PEANUT BUTTER AT ZACH! YOU DONT DESERVE HER SHES WAY TOO MUCH OF A LINDSAY GAROFALO !!!!
Zach: *screams liek a little girl

Lindsay : lays on ground laughing

(backround people) : zach doesnt deserve a lindsay garofalo. yeah i totally agree. She was way to nice to him. Yeah definently.

by JODY BOXNUM December 15, 2009

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Lindsanity

The nickname for actress and former(?) alcoholic/drug addict Lindsay Lohan. Originally coined by Perez Hilton, it refers to Ms. Lohan's crazy substance induced actions.

I felt like I was partying with Lindsanity last night, what with all that cocaine and alcohol you were putting into your body!

by vinobuzz July 20, 2010

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