Life

Lifes a Bitch and then you marry one.

Dude my life is a god dam bitch!.

Good thing you didnt marry one like me.

by The Lunch Maker! May 7, 2008

Life

A beautiful gift that you are only given one chance to do your best at. Nothing is better than it.

I'm Sorry, you should ask for deletion of this because it is inacurate and disturbing. If your happy its because your doing something wrong

by Haryazz December 10, 2003

life

Video games!

Video games are life!

by gameking10050 October 22, 2003

Life

You know what life really is? You're born.you suck your mother's tits.you get older, you suck your girlfriends tits.You get married.You suck your wife's tits.Someone sucks your tits in the morgue

Two types of people in this world (Leaders and followers) only there's a shortage on 1 of them

by Whiteblood June 15, 2004

life

The game you never win.

I scored a 303,592,886 at life.

by Jewels! July 11, 2010

Life

Life's too painful to describe. Sorry folks :(

You live... You die... THE END.
That's Life

by Stephan J. August 17, 2014

Life

bacon

Joe: "Yo bob, how's life?"
Bob: "..."
Joe: "how's bacon?"
Bob: "Oh, life's great man. it's all about bacon!"

by Uzer July 6, 2011