A style of speaking where one is either too stoned or sloth-like where they breathe heavily, make "dad sounds" and enunciate poorly. Usually accompanied by half open eyes or stumbling around
Dang man, I tried to ask David where the restaurant was but he was so lazy voiced I couldn't understand a thing.
by NHV_One March 21, 2015
by thatguydr August 19, 2010
An obligatory act of kindness that benefits an individual who is in a relaxed and/or partially capacitated state.
by C Danger January 02, 2009
A concept in business which is poorly understood by MBA-types and/or inside start-ups;
When quantified by your data analysts, these customers appear to be loyal to your brand as they keep on using your crap. However, qualitative studies will unravel that the intersection between the sentiment of these customers towards your company and the traditional definition of loyalty is non-existent.
Typical causes of lazy loyalty are companies making it hard for their customers to switch to a competitor, or a persistent apathy towards you among your customer base.
When quantified by your data analysts, these customers appear to be loyal to your brand as they keep on using your crap. However, qualitative studies will unravel that the intersection between the sentiment of these customers towards your company and the traditional definition of loyalty is non-existent.
Typical causes of lazy loyalty are companies making it hard for their customers to switch to a competitor, or a persistent apathy towards you among your customer base.
by PinkBunny1990 October 24, 2016
A social disease whereby customers use their cellphones to order their food, by being overdependent on food delivery rather than cooking at home, or walking a few minutes to a nearby coffeeshop, hawker center, or foodcourt.
Guesstimate how many Singaporeans suffering from lazy-roo would develop health or mobility issues every year long before they could afford to retire.
by MathPlus August 20, 2021
When you can't be fucked to say anything else, and you didn't even pay attention to what the person said.
Greg: Man my girlfriend just shagged this other lad and my dogs just died, and my mums got cancer.
Steve: lol
Greg: Don't lazy lol me man
Steve: lol
Greg: Don't lazy lol me man
by Randomage June 06, 2009