dirty bit of kit

An absolutely filthy bint who lurks in back alleys and bushes, typically around Norfolk, preying on unsuspecting youths. Said youths fall victim largely because of the ravages of puberty blinding them to the absolute filth they find themselves fishing in.

Bint: last night was amaaazung, i cooked you breakfast
Youth: fml. bagged another dirty bit of kit, need to go to the clinic again.

by youcancallmesir November 13, 2011

rape kit

A container, usually a backpack, that contains the necessary tools for performing a rape. The tools vary by rape artist
but usually contain some form of rubber dildo.

I'm gittin laid tonite son! I gots me my rape kit with!

by Gnomercy September 19, 2006

Ying Kit

A faggot. A pussy. A Squirley little bitch ass cunt. He should not be trusted. Fuck him. He is also known to like monopoly :P

Look at Ying Kit playing monopoly over there!" "I know he's such a cunt

by Myst3ryMan15 September 9, 2010

Emo starter kit

A kit that comes complete with plastic frame glasses, black hair dye, eyeliner, rubber braclets, a black tee shirt, straight razors, and a Dashboard Confessional and Taking Back Sunday cd.

Jake: Did you see Lisa yet dude? What the fuck happened to her over the summer?
Ted: Girl picked up the emo starter kit.

by PrincessPuffinMuffin February 13, 2010

drum kit

the term used by non-musicians to refer to a set of drums.

Sam asked his mommy for a drum kit so that he could fit in with the cool kids from school.

by Jaco Pastoreus June 11, 2006

kit Kat

where a girl/boy has missing limbs in an obvious part of the body, Kit Kat refers to the amount of limbs the said person has left.

ben: yo, did you see that Kit Kat?

harvey: you sick fucking bastard that my girlfriend!

ben: oh shit, sorry pal, i didnt know !

by the unknown character. April 20, 2011

Kit-Katting

Whilst fingering a girl/woman, kit-katting is the act of getting two fingers up her snatch and two up her bum. this resembles a 4-fingered KitKat in half. This maneuovre is quite complex and is most likely to be performed on slut or someone quite loose. The best method would be to breach the anus first, as this is the most difficult part, then proceed to her fanny. Not confirmed if this is pleasurable or just weird.

Henry - 'Hey man how was that slut last night. Any Kit-Katting action?'
Bill - 'Yeh man i managed to four finger her.'
Henry - 'Did she like it?'
Bill - 'I dunno she was passed out'

by Benbo May 30, 2006