Kemmis

Kemmis is excellent and the most extraordinary man ever. If you see a Kemmis, don't let him out of your sight. Kemmis is best friends with Marko the boss.

Kemmis is Way more relaxed than Jack.

by $$CaSHMonE$$:) May 25, 2022

kermit

Somebody of Bohemian decent that displays the attributes of a common gutter snipe or gypsy. Lives on crisps and fags and has a 90% blood alcohol level. Plays video games all day unless otherwise instructed.

"Since he got made redundant he went all kermit on us."

by Lord Rhinestone Cowboy lll May 23, 2006

Keyai

An expression of excitement and/or orgasmic pleasure.

Keyai! We're getting a ride from Tanaka's mom.

by The Panzerknacker October 7, 2003

keemia

relly pretty. sweet. usually a drinker. in for anything

hey i kno that girl! i was partying with her last night!
yeah thats keemia

by gothamnight November 26, 2010

cockblock kermit

That one fucking brown kid that always stops the really nasty sex of shelby steele and jim carey. This brown fucker oddly resembles kermit the frog. He also thinks he is the shit when it comes to fighting, Although he never stands up to Zach. What a fucking cunt. His name just happens to be vincent.

Brandon Lee: Hey Vincent VanGoh just stopped jim carey and shelby steele from having sex.

Matt Damon: What a cockblock kermit!

by Bignigmang May 13, 2009

Pre-Kermit withdrawal syndrome

A strange illness usually contracted through iminant loss of a much loved work collegue.

Symptoms include:
Abusive behaviour on forums
Neglecting tea duties
Strange odour
Overeating

by kermit March 14, 2005

kermit

toilet or lavatory, bathroom (U.S)
plural, 'kermits'
Derived from cockney rhyming slang: Kermit the frog = bog

I'm dying for a dump, can I use your Kermits?

or:

I'm off to use the Kermit, won't be long.

by rapster tee August 11, 2005