pre-Kegels

Da assorted seductive hips-swaying and crotch-undulating maneuvers dat a hot chick performed in front of a lustful stud who consequently engaged in one or more of da bare-genitaled bouncy-bouncy sessions wif said luscious looker which resulted in her now-upcoming "first celebration of Mother's Day", and which also presently necessitates her partaking of assorted abdominal-flexing exercises for better prenatal health.

In da infamous "four spaghettis" joke (i.e., "two with sausage and meatballs, and two without"), said "liberally-fertile-and-fertilized" chick must have had to do a whole PASSEL of pre-Kegels during da following months!

by QuacksO November 5, 2024

Hobby Keege

A young man in his “finance bro larval stage,” desperately modeling himself after crypto hustlers, stock-grind gurus, and anyone who says “networking” unironically

“Bro showed up in loafers and a Zara suit jacket to Taco Bell — he’s such a hobby keege.”

by hyrn September 4, 2025

international Keygen Day

An international Holiday annually celebrated on october 22nd for Spamton G Spamton.

"Did you hear? It's international keygen day tomorrow! Pipis is completely out of stock!"

by T to the bone October 2, 2025

Keds Of Kedderingtown

3 Keds, By the names of DaBoban, Costco Pizza, and GFUELDRINKER69 have created a town named Keds Of Kedderingtown.

*NELK BOYS GROUPCHAT*
Kyle: Yo boys we should send it to the KOK house party tn eh?

Steve: KOK?

Kyles: Keds Of Kedderingtown, never heard of it?

Steve: Ohhh yeah i have… yea i’m down

Salim: same here bro haven’t been there yet, heard it’s a banger!

Steve: Don’t they have pizza there?

Kyle: Not just any pizza, COSTCO Pizza!!!

Salim: Bet i’m starving

Steve & Kyle: shut up you fucking Nigger!

Kyle: Any Spics wanna pull up with us? we got Modelos for u spics!

The spics: Word amigo

Kyle, Steve, and Salim: we aren’t leaving let, Nigga we’re eating lol.

Kyle: just make sure to bring a couple ronas eh?

Steve: Fa Sho

by BigCOCKDADDY! June 1, 2021

The Wine Mom's Kegel

The act of sticking a wine bottle up your ass and doing a handstand to get drunk.

Me and the boys are thinking of doing the wine mom's kegel tonight.

by Gavin Astrokes May 22, 2025