The biggest and fakest fraternity ever. Consisting of no real pledge process in which you get to know your pledge brothers and fraternity brothers who pledged before you. The size of "Teek" gets to be over 30 brothers who just want to drink, smoke, and not contribute to society. 2 brothers will pass each other in the hall and have no idea who the other person is. All they will know them by is that they are wearing the same letters. Go greek or go TKE
Tau Kappa Epsilon is the most illegitimate fraternity out there. Join a real one, it looks better on your resume, trust me.
by slappy mcdappy March 12, 2011
by 3weeks4alifetime April 4, 2011
The first African American sorority founded in 1908 by twenty women. Unfortunately, because the sorority was founded on social principles and shunned helping to make the world a better place, members of the undergraduate chapter decided to create a real sorority founded on principles of sisterhood and service, and Delta Sigma Theta was born. Typical stereotype is that of a "pretty" girl, completely absorbed with fashion and public perception. Also unfortunately, many of the women who typically pledge Alpha Kappa Alpha are women with low self-esteem, who want to be viewed as a beautiful woman with much to offer. They are hardly ever seen in the community. Their "pretty" image could have been a positive one for black women, but has served to alienate many.
AKA 1: Girl, look at her. She is so ugly. She can never be pretty like US.
AKA 2: (flips hair) I know girl! Alpha Kappa Alpha is so great! It's so unfortunate that everybody can't be pretty like us! I don't care about community service, I just want to be pretty and fashionable!
75 years later...
Observer: God she's an AKA? She is so old and ugly. What does she have now? I wonder what she has to show for her sorority. Beauty definetely fades.
AKA 2: (flips hair) I know girl! Alpha Kappa Alpha is so great! It's so unfortunate that everybody can't be pretty like us! I don't care about community service, I just want to be pretty and fashionable!
75 years later...
Observer: God she's an AKA? She is so old and ugly. What does she have now? I wonder what she has to show for her sorority. Beauty definetely fades.
by Intelligence Is Key February 11, 2008
by cool stuff dude March 8, 2019
Im rushing a real fraternity. Pi Kappa Phi?Id rather try to join a sorority.
The Pi Kapps offered me $100 off of dues to join and I still rejected them.
The Pi Kapps offered me $100 off of dues to join and I still rejected them.
by Samual F October 6, 2008
Not only the oldest sorority on the SUNY Geneseo campus, but also the dirtiest and most ratchet girls in the entire school, as well as closed minded and rude to anyone not in their sorority. They are the easiest and sluttiest girls by far. However these girls think everyone loves them and that they are better than everyone else, giving them a false sense of entitlement on campus that they don't really have. These girls go by the name of "Clio".
by hey_all_you_people September 27, 2013
A historic Panhellenic sorority, including famous AKAs, Maya Angelou. AKAs can usually be intelligent, goal-oriented, poise and talented young women, mainly of color. Unfortunately, there are too many AKAs that are phony, bitchy, self-absorbed, connected to multi-million dollar companies which guarantees them a seven-figure salary after Undergrad when there are people who are not apart of Greek organizations who have to work twice as hard just because they are not associated with a fucking greek. Very fair, eh? And not to forget, many AKAs are very beautiful on the outside but possess the seven-headed beast within their rotten little souls.
All the Alpha Kappa Alphas I met are greedy, egomaniacal bitches who need to be stabbed repeatedly and strangled with a donkey chain (But this does not mean every AKA just a lot of them). They are so into their damn sorority to the point if you don't pledge sororities, then they think you are socially inept. Women like them need to die and leave the world to the more modest, individualistic women.
by twistedbabydoll July 6, 2007