The First Affirmative Action nomination for US Vice President. Selected primarily for pigment content of her skin and the function of her genitalia. Her political career started in California keeping primarily black and latinx people in prison past their eligible parole dates for cheap labor and committing Brady Violations to keep an innocent man on death row.
Most recently she is also the first living dead VP-elect as she was viciously murdered in the debates by Tulsi Gabbard.
The woman who people like solely because of Identity Politics. The woman who is going to take over Biden when he finally crumbles to dust. The woman who is going to keep liberals blinded with identity politics so they don't wake up to the shit they're in
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A master of speech, a charming genius who became VP due to calling Joe Biden a racist-wait no *ahem* for putting people in jail for nonviolent weed possession when it was legal- wait gimme a sec sorry BECAUSE SHE’S A FUCKING GIRLBOSS! So much of a genius that her only critics are racist and sexist. Giggles away the cons!
Sane Person: To quote the amazing Kamala Harris, “The significance of the passage of time right? The significance of the passage of time. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time.”
The world: *Applause*