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The blonde jonny

When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.
Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
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frozen jonny

A shit in a condom frozen used for a dildo.
Jenna "Pass me the frozen jonny!!!"
by Moncho123yehyt May 18, 2019
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Jonny Roberts

When you do something in a video game of great pride, you find this in your pants.
OMG! QUAD HEADSHOT! I JUST DID A JONNY ROBERTS IN MY PANTS!
by IDontWantYouToKnowMyName May 26, 2010
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Jonny James

Well known for ending Christian James entire career. He is also taller than him and a better basketball player than him.
Christian.” “You’re white.” Jonny James expressed.
by Kyle In The Van March 31, 2021
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jonny

you are jonny
by ayamma November 13, 2025
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Jonnie Lean in

Whilst playing table tennis a server will lean over the table in an attempt to gain a greater angle whilst serving the ball.
Warren completed a Jonnie Lean in to get a greater advantage whilst serving.
by The Rough December 2, 2013
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Jonny Hawkins

A very sexy man who's put up with and gotten past a lot of shit from life from losing family to just bullshit from people, whom also is frontman for rock band Nøthing Møre.
That musician Jonny Hawkins really is something, another shirtless rock god.
by Axl_Cat June 12, 2019
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