Kirsten joke

A “Kirsten joke” is a type of joke that has absolutely zero value of humor, and has a slight sexual theme to it. Most simps will laugh at these jokes. These jokes are over used and practiced by most sluts/whores.

“Yo you down for some video games bro?”
Random hoe: “rated x games?”
“I wasn’t talking to you fatass.”
“Yeah that’s a fucking Kirsten joke”

by Moggadhkrkidwhvejridbe August 13, 2020

rhetorical joke

The excuse you give when an intended joke you just said was not funny.

Person 1: I wonder how janice got herpes?

Person 2: 'Cus she is a SLUT!!!

Person 1: Dude if that was a joke it was not funny

Person 2: It was a rhetorical joke

by hueng low December 6, 2009

Lennard Joke

The worst kind of Joke. It isn't funny yet somebody told it and expects people to laugh at it however nobody except those called Lennard will laugh at this Joke. Usually when a Lennard joke is told all the people in this world and other worlds called Lennard will start laughing. So if you have been wondering why Lennard has been laughing so much its because of those Lennard Jokes.
Note: Very popular expression in Germany where this is called a Lennard Witz

Lennard: (Laughing)
Fred: Why is Lennard laughing?
George: Someone somewhere must have made one of those crappy Lennard Jokes.

by Breiter Boss June 17, 2016

joke dead

1. when somebody takes too long to tell a joke
2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense
3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery

joke teller: "(insert beginning of joke here)... and then, and then, shoot, lemme think about this for a second...."
friend: (shakes head in disappointment) "joke dead"

friend 1: "ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday."
friend2 : "don't you mean C u next tuesday?"
friend 3: "yup, joke dead."

joke teller: "why did the chicken cross the ro... ro... (SNEEZE)"
joke receiver: "ew, joke dead."

by hotspot0309 January 9, 2010

Joke Homicide

1. When one person on the edge of your social group kills every joke as it is being told.
2. When your watching an episode of a TV and your friend finishes all the lines before they are said.

1. Jared: So i heard a woman had a tree fall on her and i was like what was a tree doi...

Nick: In the kitchen

Jared: You suck.

Everyone: Joke Homicide
2. Peter Griffin: Your a good boy chris for following the law...

Nick: But you meg your goin to jail!

Jared: You still suck.

(Repeats)

Jared: Joke Homicide!

3. Alex: Yo Nick is killing every joke today...

Nick R.: Yeah i know hes totally committing Joke Homicide!

by BourBear November 16, 2010

Joke Policy

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

Often used for situations where a joke or action has offended people and the offending person just shrugs it off.

When we asked John why he wore a pink suit to his grandpa's funeral, he simply replied "Meh, Joke Policy."

After the Party we asked Tony if he remembered what all he had done. He told us "Even if I did, I wouldn't care. It's all for Joke Policy anyway."

by Mr. Ohno January 25, 2011

Joke Recycler

When you say a joke around someone who later uses the joke as if it was said for the first time without giving any credit. This is usually done in the presence of ladies or large friendly gatherings.

Rob: Dude, you totally just recited the joke I said yesterday to impress that broad, real classy.

John: Yeah, and it was one hell of a joke!

Rob: Wow, look at this proud "Joke Recycler" right here.

by Joke Recycler June 23, 2014