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Jodi

Jodi is the most beautiful, gorgeous, cute and wonderful person in the world. No matter what flaws some people may see, they're always willing to be friendly and help if they can.
This is Jodi, be more like Jodi.
by ShuttyGaming05 November 24, 2021
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Jody Parks

The name Jody means “he will add” and “God increases” in Hebrew.

The last name Parks means, a man of great stature, tall with a large penis. A handsome man with a calm spirit. Easy to love.
When life seems crazy I call Jody Parks and he calms my soul.
by Whitney Baby June 6, 2021
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Jody Girl Pants

Any type of pants that you would not normally wear, as they are not your style and you would probably make fun of anyone else wearing them, yet you would wear them to impress a girl no matter how stupid they look.
Look at Billy wearing his Jody Girl Pants, he must be going on a date.
by BFBill March 24, 2024
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Jodi's Vent

A sewer vent by the interstate that smells like my wife's farts.
Jodi's Vent is quite foul tonight, innit?
by Ophidia_75 February 25, 2022
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Air Jody

A process by which a person dries, after taking a shower, by naturally letting the air dry you rather than using a towel to clean up.
Can you believe she just pulled an Air Jody while I was on FaceTime with her
by ALANSCO December 8, 2019
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Jodie

Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with a girl named Jodie who says she was browsing through a store called Babyshop when she walked past a shelve of Bibles. She picked one up and started reading it in the aisle.

A couple of customers started coming in. They thought that she was a shoplifter, and went to tell the store manager.

When she walked into the storeroom, one of the managers was standing there, and he said: “What the hell are you doing in here?”

Jodie just ignored him. She just continued on.

He then said: “The other managers are looking for you.”

She said she didn’t care. Then she told him: “You really don’t know who I am.”

“I’m scared of you.”

“I’m not scared of you.”

She said: “You are.”

He said: “You won’t get away with this.”

She responded: “I did.”

She said: “You haven’t gone to jail. I did.”

He said: “It will be the most evil thing you will ever do.”

And with that, she started taking out a sheath knife.

The manager grabbed her from behind and started attacking her. She took a few strokes in the head, then she managed to get away from him.

She then left the storeroom, and then screamed and cried. She said: “He came after me.”

The store manager was arrested. He said: “I’m going to prison, the police are going to come after you, and the people in the bibles will be coming after you.”
Jodie said: “I don’t care.”

I saw this article on Reddit. It said:

“I’ve heard the horror."
by Drapen August 15, 2022
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Jodi

How jodi you're
by rjhmn November 22, 2021
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