Jared Kyei

Jared ''Fast dick Frozone'' Kyei, is a sexy ass beast of a man and also an annoying mf. He likes to suck his mom's dick and somtimes his but with no luck. He also likes touching girl's boobies by ''accident''. He's the sort of person that sits in the front and watches your stupidity evolve with utter disbeleif. He fucked The Principal once in the ass before licking the shit off his dick with help of his trusty gimp. Thwy both procede to get married on a kinky sex swing meant for furries OOPS! i guess...

Jared Kyei is god himself and also the simpiest and gimpiest of all. He is the ultime anti-pussy machine

by THE MATER MICHeLANgeLO May 24, 2020

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Jared

He a bitch but we love him

Jared, you a bitch. But we love you.

by Toesheo September 15, 2021

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Jared Grech

scrawny italian stallion that tries to say something funny but nobody laughs.

Yo Jared Grech say something funny!
"Tells Joke"
Silence
Just don't talk anymore man.

by Jared Grech June 30, 2022

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jared grimes

a retarded boy who cannot control his homosexual impulses. At times breaks out into song and dance to "bop to the top" and "everyday" from high school musical. He THINKS he's bringing sexy back, but he's running it out of fashion.

God your such a Jared Grimes.

by PrincesaKaytee February 20, 2009

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