Supply-Side Jesus

The economic face of Jesus as imagined by (some) Republicans. Usually used as a sarcastic retort when economic interests seem to be placed ahead of social justice.

"Corporate taxes raised to fund child health care."

Supply-side Jesus would be sad.

by Markus5 October 7, 2009

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick

Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!

by scalz July 10, 2006

Reverse Jesus

Reverse Jesus was born on Good Friday and died on Christmas day, when he was hunted down by three wise men for outstanding debts of frankincense and myrrh. Reverse Jesus turns wine into water, and kills YOU for his sins.

Reverse Jesus makes you forget how to fish entirely.

by -________________- April 4, 2008

long haired Jesus

simply, a man with long hair, usually down to the shoulders. Jesus has long hair.

Yesterday a man with a crewcut called me a long haired Jesus.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 9, 2008

Jesus Fucking Christ on the Cross

Perhaps the most offensive, non-racial phrase. It can be used as an exclamation when one is under stress. The phrase is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."

Jesus fucking Christ on the cross, I forgot to take the trash out last night!

by lemonlime69 November 6, 2014

Beer Jesus

Partner drinking game strategy of consuming your partner's beer to ensure they stay less drunk and more effective. Instead of taking their sins, you take their alcohol for the greater good.

Don't worry Mark, I'll be your Beer Jesus. America!

by Kjellmaster 9000 April 12, 2011

jesus walks

A term used to signify that something has gone well, often in a case where a lucky turn of events has gone in your favour.

Person 1: "Shit, I got in to a car accident today, but the person I hit was a hot chick and I ended up railing her"
Person 2: "Holy shit, Jesus walks"

by Teeth September 10, 2004