jaksen

Most awesome intelligent chill kid there ever was.

The greatest of all time = Jaksen

by Sup1122 May 18, 2018

Jare-bear

an affectionate name given to a friend named Jared

a crazy stalker, bunny boiler, who constantly sexts/harasses multiple girls in an attempt to get "serviced"

"Jare-Bear keeps texting me to hook up, but he was doing the same thing to suzie last week."

by cabknhr February 15, 2009

jared padalecki

a destructive numb nuts man-child with female hair

"you see that tall guy popping up in the crowd over there?"
"yeah, what about him?"
"jared padalecki. he puts chewed gum on peoples countertops"

by iamjustarandomperson August 13, 2019

jare's

a team of people that can do what most cant.

the team qualijare pulled off the trick

by Jared November 21, 2003

Jared

Jared is 2 feet tall and 6 feet wide, he is basically big chungus irl. Jared's greatest success in life is creating the thot blockers.

Girl 1:God Jared is thiccer than a snicker
Girl 2:nah I'd compare him to a bowl of oatmeal

by Peachybeb January 3, 2019

Jahseh Onfroy

God reincarnated

Jahseh Onfroy is the god of the best religion jahdeism Jahmen

by Scrimpy Boi March 10, 2019

awsome jared

Jared Awsome, Awsome Jared
A fictional character of the Fabulous Four

Hartwell pass Jared the rocket

by Ryder Cohen March 23, 2005