A JankyJooJoo is an entitled little brat, a manslut and is diagnosed with Micropenis. The CANCER filled Mutt is an example of the complete opposite of what your children should be. The result of horrible parenting. Honestly, he would be better off in a crusty old Adidas sock. His intellectual capability is within the negatives. His brain is as jumbled as a jigsaw puzzle and his mind is as thick as Hollandaise dressing on my fucking Sunday roast. Alas, he can be good at times as long as there is someone responsible for guiding the young fellow. His speech and literature is as truthful as Pinocchio. He loves to flex his genitalia size yet it is as small as his brain, which is only visible under a microscope used by the top scientist's at NASA.
Person 1: Man I fucking hate that kid. Always been a fat neek.
Person 2: He's a typical JankyJooJoo. Can't trust his little entitled ass.
Person 2: He's a typical JankyJooJoo. Can't trust his little entitled ass.
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Get the Jakey7077 mug.Jankeez is a boy's Turkish name. Jankeez is a very philosophical person who is intrested in theories and absurd idea. He is very attached to his ideologies which can sometimes make him bery fanatic. He doesn't take criticism so well and has a hard to manage temper. He cam get violent verbally but wouldn't act on it. Talking with him is never boring, he will always find a way to laugh. He is overprotective and gets jealous easily. Even though he seems really though on the outside when he loves he gets so emotional and fragile, but don't hurt him cz he will try with everything he can to make you miserable whenever you're around him.
Jankeez : my name is so rare and it's named after the great jankeez khan
Someone else : lol who's that
Jankeez : 😑😠
Someone else : lol who's that
Jankeez : 😑😠
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Jankeez : my name is so rare and it's named after the great jankeez khan
Someone else : lol who's that
Jankeez : 😑😠
Someone else : lol who's that
Jankeez : 😑😠
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