Large (tall &/or wide) person, often of the feminine (sometimes loosely defined) persuasion, whom you’ll find out shopping in the wee hours of the morning following Thanksgiving dinner. The jingle beast can be found towering over or largely blocking the sight of bargains while decked out in gross amounts of holiday attire, which may include gaudy Christmas sweaters in combination with grossly inappropriate knock off stretch pants, Santa or elf hats, holiday ornament earrings, and make -up plastered on, as if she was performing a holiday stage act in Las Vegas. Beware the jingle beast, as her all consuming holiday spirit may frighten small children, and even adults in the pursuit of the latest must have gift, or 50%off socks.
That enormous jingle beast blinded me with her flashing holiday face display, and nearly run me down with her cart, on her way to get the bargain television.
by Apollo’s dad November 27, 2020
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Is a term used to describe an individual with a large quantity of pubic that typically gets jizzed on with a high frequency.
I was talking to Rob who was going to dismantle Tammy until he went down on her and noticed there was some crusted cum in the Jizz Jungle. Personally, I would have made her take a shower and shave that shit off, to which Rob replied you’d need a 5 pack of razors to chop it off. Rob said the jungle looked like it was jizzed on over a week ago. Talk about some bad hygiene.
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
Get the Jizz Jungle mug.Anaheim Jungle City is a Hispanic turf gang located in the city of Anaheim. Its borders include the 91 freeway on the north, Harbor Blvd on the east, Romney Dr on the south, and Lombard Dr on the west. Anaheim Jungle City began in the early 80's and evolved from the gang that started in the 50's called "Chevy Chase". The name " Jungle City" was given to them by local authorities because it was known that this part of the city of Anaheim was considered the "Jungle" .
Oh snap it's those Vatos from that Anaheim Jungle City 13 Los 5150's still holding it down! Pocos pero Locos!!!
by anonymous September 9, 2020
Get the Anaheim Jungle City 13 Los 5150's mug.You're in the jungle now baby is a phrase one may use when explaining to someone that they are about to get royally fucked up. Use this phrase before knocking someone out with a haymaker punch
*cop lady and drug dealer square up*
Cop lady: I'm gonna twist your balls so tight
Drug dealer: You're in the jungle now baby (Proceeds to wind up and throw a textbook haymaker punch, throwing the cop lady clean off her feet and knocking her the fuck out)
Cop lady: I'm gonna twist your balls so tight
Drug dealer: You're in the jungle now baby (Proceeds to wind up and throw a textbook haymaker punch, throwing the cop lady clean off her feet and knocking her the fuck out)
by Saul the pineapple July 25, 2017
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Involves twerking
if you want to dance to it search up make it jingle just dance and it should pop up.
I would provide a link but they won't allow me to so..... ...
Involves twerking
if you want to dance to it search up make it jingle just dance and it should pop up.
I would provide a link but they won't allow me to so..... ...
Person 1 - Puts on make it jingle just dance on the Tv after opening gifts
Everybody-"Make it jingle, Make it jingle, Make it Jingle, Make it jingle, "
Everybody-"Make it jingle, Make it jingle, Make it Jingle, Make it jingle, "
by anonymous_00099988877766655544 November 8, 2019
Get the Make it Jingle mug.1) The opposite of having "Big Brass Balls". Being timid, a lackey, a toadie, a sniveling suck-up. Someone indecisive, incapable of having their own opinions - will always agree with whoever's teat they're currently attached to.
2) May also give themselves an overblown nickname like "Lion-o", "Dragonheart", or "Hercules", as a direct opposite of their true nature and courage.
2) May also give themselves an overblown nickname like "Lion-o", "Dragonheart", or "Hercules", as a direct opposite of their true nature and courage.
Mr. Jingles: "Let's go out and find some women!"
Any Man: "Yeah, sure Mr. Jingles. Whenever you want to stop acting like a little mouse and talk to one without me telling you what to say."
Mr. Jingles: "Whatever you say!"
Any Man: "Yeah, sure Mr. Jingles. Whenever you want to stop acting like a little mouse and talk to one without me telling you what to say."
Mr. Jingles: "Whatever you say!"
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