the name jake started off when a little anorexic, white (actually white) boy was born in norwalk iowa
“bro did u see jake, i swear if he is i front of a white board or turned to his side u can see his anorexic ass!!”
by hey gwu’s December 26, 2018

by MrNoogin November 12, 2019

That free character that you get in subway surfers, no one likes him except for Yutani and subway surfer tiktok has decided to cancel him
by Suckurmummmmmmmm July 22, 2020

A Jake is a real go getter and will most likely be successful in life. He’s a romantic who will get overlooked due to ignorance. If you find one keep it. He’s dynamite in the sack.
Someone: Have you slept with Jake yet?
Stranger: No but I heard it’s small.
Someone: Average, but, he really knows how to work it in. I loved it.
Stranger: No but I heard it’s small.
Someone: Average, but, he really knows how to work it in. I loved it.
by Luchador Vespucci October 5, 2020

Jake is a hot and sexy dude that all the girls have a crush on. He is comfortable talking to the opposite gender and is chill in most situations. He is very outgoing and talented, and popular too. Jake is loyal and kind, but likes to innocently poke fun at people, especially cute girls.
by Yup, I'm THE king of simps October 20, 2020

Amino's main hoe.
Jake is the man who shows clear sarcasm and points it out himself.
"Ur soooooo funny" *nobody asks* "yes that was sarcasm"
Makes enemies outta nowhere.
Like I don't fucking get it but tEaCh mOi sEnPaI.
Anyway
#stanJake
"Ur soooooo funny" *nobody asks* "yes that was sarcasm"
Makes enemies outta nowhere.
Like I don't fucking get it but tEaCh mOi sEnPaI.
Anyway
#stanJake
by Ada2544 May 28, 2019
