Jake

(verb)To accidentally spill drinks all over yourself, giving you the appearance of someone who has pissed their pants and or sweated profusely.

Holy shit kid did you piss your pants?
No I Jaked myself

by M. Pfeifer, G-wol September 26, 2006

Jake

Jamaica ginger extract, known as "Jake". During Prohibition in the United States, Jake was used as a substitute for alcohol as it contained 70-80% ethanol by weight. Due to alterations of the substance ordered by the U.S. Treasury Department, Jake users would often experience "Jake Legs", which resulted in the loss of use of the hands and feet.

"Ever since the Prohibition laws passed, I can't get my fix."
"Have you tried Jake?"

by Spiral0Architect September 22, 2013

Jake

1.N A poser of aposer of a poser of a redneck/ newyorker/ a wanabe of someone cool
2.ADV Being a very complex wanabe loser who has had as much glue fumes as air
3.V acting like a poser posing as a poser

1"Yo dog that motherfucker is a total damn Jake"
2"Man he's making a jake of himself
3"dude he's totally jakin"

by Jake Vaughan July 16, 2008

Jake

1:an extremely creepy pirvert
2:an homoerotic male stripper
3:used to define a really gay trombone

oh shit!! theres a jake coming for me

by mistamista July 14, 2009

Jake

Cocky, white xenosexual who is always hating on a nick and talks as much as a horny Asian. Also thinks he is jesus at times and poops on puppies.

yo that guy reminds of so many jakes who pooped on my puppy!

by Topcrakhead July 2, 2008

Jake

Super funny guy. Doesn't have great looks. Took a while to lose his virginity. He was really sweet to the girl for a while. It was most likely a younger girl. He's really off and on with girls. He tries to be a player, but fails. All he's into his pot and pussy when Summer begins.

He's really funny you guys, we get along so well.
Omg, It's just Jake.

by Nicklyn October 15, 2011

Jake

To be extreamly ugly, to have ugly.

Your shirt is very jake today.

by Dan Wyant December 14, 2008