Jack

A Jack is the peak of human evolution. It will become the top of the food chain of a ecosystem simply by being in the presence of other living beings. It is the true embodiment of a memelord. It has memes so exotic you but just by looking in the general direction of them. In short it is god. It is as said before Pëäk Human evolution.
"Look at that majestic, Smexy Jack over there"
by Phillip high velocity January 16, 2019
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Jack

He is an absolute fortnite sweater, he will crank 90's on you one pump you in the face and start screaming CLAPPED YOU
Ben: Oh i just got destroyed in fortnite
Peyton: Oh yeah that's Jack
Jack: CLAPPED YOU XD
by asdry April 19, 2020
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Jack

Equally respects all women, although tends to gravitate towards the bustier of women. Extremely handsome, wears to his left, decently sized dong-but what can he say "it gets the job done".
Jack is the donger lord.
by jackrabbit358 October 18, 2017
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Jack

An absolute cunt with fat burger nipples

He has a special saying too:
"Im definitely gonna fuck mollie tonight"
"You dont want to be like jack... jack is a cunt"
by Pu55y5layer August 12, 2017
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Jacked

Having a penta-kill stolen on League of ledgends
"ahh nearly got a penta but then i got "jakced"

Jacked = anoyying
by gcv1998 February 03, 2013
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jack is awesome
by zane bear December 03, 2013
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Jack

Normally someone that loves all the chicks and the chicks love him he has a whopping 12' penis and his nickname is pussy destroyer
Girl 1 have you seen his pants it's sticking out

Girl 2 yea it's definately a jack
by I wanna fuck lois steel October 21, 2014
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