Jolly Bird

A term used for friends that are ignoring your group text. Like little birds, checked out and singing happily on tree branches while the world spins by them and history is made. These people, the jolly birds of the group text are absent-mindedly living their (less interesting than the group text) lives while a plethora of useful and critical information passes through their grip as the group conversation moves into the future without them.

That Jolly Bird should've never been added to this group text in the first place, their input is irrelevant at this point!

by Lizzard 313 May 23, 2013

Jolly Roger

Condom

I'll just pop down to the chemist and pick up a pack of jolly roger's

by Grammar doc September 2, 2014

Jolly Roger

Uncommon Southern British Slang for Cops and/or Police.

Nah, i'm in real trouble with the Jolly Roger.

by Dudealive November 25, 2017

Jolly Goffer

a goffer that is really jolly, and there is only one goffer that is the jolliest of all goffers in the world

Yo that dude is a jolly goffer, he must be the jolliest of all goffers in the world.

by JolliestOfAllGoffers June 20, 2023

Jolly Boots of Doom

the reaction of alcohol consumed by one called "Boots" resulting in a dangerous unstoppable force capable of destroying anything, using people as weapons, and is invulnerable to pain and injury. However this massive power resides in the mentality of a very loving and happy three year old.

The jolly boots of Doom has come to Hug us all to death... put away the good china.

by Alejandro Apocolypse November 13, 2011

jolly rodja

A remedial moron, somebody who fails often.

Barry Bonds is a jolly rodja it comes to drug tests.

by Bobby Sanders December 17, 2007

Jolly Gingers

The feeling of extrmeme satisfaction & excitement you get when you distract people in health class.

1. You are just trying to get your Jolly Gingers!!!!

by roxysurf458 January 6, 2008