by steph jenna August 17, 2009
An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.
The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.
by liboface May 31, 2011
by 012345678909876543210 September 13, 2019
A derivative of a playboy bunny suit which covers the part that are exposed in a regular playboy bunny suit but exposes the part that are normally covered in a regular playboy bunny suit. Also referred to as a Reverse Bunny Suit.
by PomuHub December 27, 2024
A friend (normally of the same gender) who accompanies you when you have to hang out with your significant other and her friends (of the opposite gender).
Damn, my girlfriend wants me to go the beach with her and a bunch of her friends. I don't want to spend the whole day talking about puppy dogs and ice cream. I need to find an inverted wingman...stat.
by Benny TP June 24, 2009
" There's toilet paper on her shoe... INVERT! "
" that's so embarrassing, I'm inverting "
*group in unison* " invert "
" that's so embarrassing, I'm inverting "
*group in unison* " invert "
by sunnysunny22 January 04, 2019
"Why is that guy in denim short-shorts and cowboy boots getting into a racist argument with a kangaroo?"
"Cause he's an Invert. They don't get a lot of oxygen to the brain down there."
"Cause he's an Invert. They don't get a lot of oxygen to the brain down there."
by jimwkejnwekdkwe May 13, 2019