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International fuck

An international fuck is where you find a person of the opposite sex from overseas, invite him/her home, and then fuck them.

It's usually done by hippies who wear long Inspector Gadget coats, and people who are violent psychopaths who threaten to kill people.
Shauwn decided to find some poor girl from Hong Kong who couldn't speak English as his International Fuck.
by who the hell wrote this fuckin December 17, 2009
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the internets

"The internets is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes." - Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
by The Evil Eye September 14, 2008
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Internet Activist

Someone who hopelessly devotes all their time to improving major websites. Their normal lives will be uneventful, working 25 hours a week at a local pet shop. Do not be fooled. This person will typically love special interest forums and Wikipedia.
Person 1: Whats up with Bob? He's become such an internet activist lately.

Person 2: Yeah, I know. Yesterday he answered 208 questions on yahoo, then searched Wikipedia to see if anyone fucked with Obama's page.
by Gamblingman84 September 29, 2011
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International Superhits!

An album by Green Day that is compiled of their greatest hits - Came out in 2001 - includes hits "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life), Longview, and When i Come Around - Doesn't include American Idiot Songs because that album wasen't out then - songs off their albums: Dookie, Nimrod, Isomniac, Warning,
I didn't want to buy all of Green Day's CD's, so I bought International Superhits! so I could listen to their best old songs.
by Doug April 10, 2005
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internetpreneur

a person who tries to make a fortune on the internet
John registered 50 domain names hoping to sell them for a fortune...he's such a internetpreneur
by frisco stories October 18, 2008
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Internet Flirter

A teenage girl who always leaves flirty status/picture/general comments on guys' myspace, facebooks, etc. using flirtatious language, which actually turns out to sound really stupid
Picture comment of hot guy examples:

yerrcute(:
omggs hella cute:)
yewww shoulddd text meee sometime(;
dammnn boy, you is hella handsomeee
your cute (:
ur

Profile comments on MySpace:

heyy(: I'm Britneyyyyy whats yourname:)?
heyyycutie:) sup?
yoursupercuteXD whats up?(:

etc. etc. etc.

An extremely overly used picture comment often used on hot emo myspace whores:

your cute(:

you will see about 50 on any hot myspace whore's image comments. Anyone who uses these excessively is considered an internet flirter.
by Anna! =) November 26, 2009
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Internetitis

A condition where one has an extreme obsession to be on the internet or be like people who they encounter on the internet. Similar to Text Talk.
1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.

2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.
by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014
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