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Insta Pot

What the Instant Pot was called before it was altered due to the mandela effect. (Not to be confused with The Carbonaro Effect).
“Wow, Janice, this chili is delicious!”
Thank you! I made it in our Insta Pot!”
by peachybaby September 7, 2021
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Insta-Club Rats

People of either gender who are addicted to Instagram and House (or Deep House) music, though not necessarily at the same time.

A slang term for a person who's addiction to social media and house music reduces them to becoming "atmosphere models", "table leeches" or "promoter hoes".

They are usually around 16 - 24 years old, living at their parents home (or model houses if they're pretty and from out of town) and have below par cognitive responses and eyesight/hearing.

The combination of hard fomo and molly abuse means that they are normally also broke (never earning enough to get away) and living/eating at the mercy of Club Promoters who use them to earn their own income through club/private "sponsors". The party, music, drugs and or DJ obsessions eventually replacing any drive and/or cognitive ability to craft a meaningful career.

The Instagram aspect is the crucial appeal as most people (but especially models) are actively trying to increase the number of followers they have on their social media and "the sponsors" via the promoter will aid in providing beautiful or striking backdrops for their continued Instagram illusion.

In recent years the number of young girls who have been drugged and raped/pimped by people who they considered as their guardians (promoters or other models in the model house) has reached staggering numbers, with VICE, CNN and even MTV reporting on it.

Their reputations indelibly tarnished, often leads long bouts of deep depression.
At a restaurant

"She's kinda cute..."
"Are you kidding? She rolls with PJ (promoter)"
"Fuck, she's a Club Rat?"

All the girls are on their smart-phones without conversation

"Naw, she's one of those Insta-Club Rats."
by Kid Koko and Slim January 4, 2018
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Stallone Insta

The act of dying while imitating something from a Stallone movie while posing for Instagram.
Damn did you hear Greg died having sex with Sandy B on Instagram? It was a real Stallone Insta
by Pauliewise November 21, 2021
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Insta-Smut

when a fictional couple sleeps together too soon in a story.
The chemistry between Morana and Tristian was lacking because of the ‘Insta-Smut’ in "The Predator" by RuNyx
by Bora Blooded Woman May 9, 2023
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Cadillac insta model

Most Instagram models are Cadillac insta models. They're super rich, they trick followers into believing their lies, deceit the Chevrolet insta models, and all they do for the money is use editing apps and show off their butts & boobs.

Named after the Cadillac, an expensive car.

All Cadillac insta models are what old virgin men are obsessed with.
Nastassia Ponomarenko is one example of a Cadillac insta model.
by Urban Husband January 12, 2019
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Insta-boner

When you get turned on so fast that your dick gets hard quicker than it can rearrange itself in your pants. Usually requires manual adjustment and is accompanied by drool and the inability to make rational decisions as lack of blood leaves your brain in a stupor.
Friend: “yo! Dude! Fix yourself! You got an insta-boner.”
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*
by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018
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Insta jerk

When you jerk off while going around in hot girls Instagram pages
Yea man been fixing to insta jerk I saw Samantha’s post”
by Акула May 31, 2020
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