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Alternative Energy Incentives

Hey, I just gave an Alternative Energy Incentives-- good thing it wasn't OTEC.
by The Resolution December 22, 2008
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incentivize

Verb, apparently. American version of the much simpler root word "incent".

Why they can't seem to cope with this much simpler word, I don't know.. obviously doesn't sound important enough.
From dictionary.com (yes, that's right, it's listed - to make matters worse, their definition of "incent" says, "to incentivize"):

"This bill will help incentivize everybody to solve that part of the problem” (Richard A. Gephardt)."

How absurd is that. Gah.
by Grammar Police Sgt Killgore October 15, 2004
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Incel

Short for “involuntary celibate”, an incel is an ugly pathetic virgin (typically a guy) who was mad their whole life, blaming the world for never having opportunities to have sex, eventually becoming extremely misogynistic and rapey.
Terry: fuck my life, i can never get laid! nobody likes me, i like sex, too. i’m gonna get that girl i like, just you watch.
Sam: um, yr sounding like an incel.
by algernoncadwallader June 27, 2018
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Incel

An incel is someone who hasn’t had sex in the past 6 months or longer involuntarily. Many people have added extra thing onto it, such as men with horrible personalities. However, this is not true and it is just someone who can’t get laid.
Daniel: Gabe’s an incel
Tommy: Yeah Gabe couldn’t get laid even if the girl looked like his mother
by RLG is MLG June 27, 2018
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incel

involuntarily celibate
A derogatory term invented by feminists that serves the sole purpose of blaming men for the decline of romantic relationships across the 1st world. The term is extremely broad and would not be taken seriously in academic discourse due to its lack of utility for solving or debating actual problems. The term is used by feminists to deflect and blame others for the catastrophic consequence of their efforts and campaigns to make women less attractive to men.
Guy: Am I an incel?
Girl: Are you in a relationship?
Guy: No.
Girl: Yes, you are an incel.
Guy: But...
Girl: No buts! Don't talk to me! Incel!
by mez8484 August 21, 2021
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Incedent

When a dumbass or box (see definition) drives a truck and trialer through a swamp and gets stuck over the axle.
Halm is a dumb fuck and got into an incedent
by Heroinbob August 28, 2003
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incent

Verb; first used in the third presidential debate in 2004 by President Bush. Suspected meaning - to induce by promise of reward or avoidance of punishment (i.e. to give incentives) to others to embark on a particular course of action. One step below the pseudo-English word incentivize, usually used by economists to indicate their superior intelligence over the people who need the incentin'.
"We gotta incent those people to get off welfare by cuttin' off their child health benefit thingies."
by Starker Kull October 30, 2004
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