1 inch bitch

A bitch who you know will only ever get 1 inch dicks.

That ones so ugly, she must be a 1 inch bitch.

by farmersonly February 11, 2017

nine inch nails

1. 9 nails that are an inch in length

2. An insignificant quantity of nails that are uniformly 9 inches of length

3. A phrase describing what an entity named 'nine inch' does.

4. trent reznor (a.k.a. God)

I have a handful of nine inch nails.

by lingojac March 10, 2009

ten inch playa

Full spelling of T.I.P., the rapper T.I.'s drug dealer alter ego. It is his originally rap name, but changed it to T.I. out of respect for the old rapper, Q-Tip.

Not many people know that T.I.P. stands for Ten Inch Playa, which is why he's called Tip.

by Twenty Inch Playa June 13, 2007

13 Inch Grinch

It was a cold Christmas night and I went out to wee. so I took out my wiener and let is wee. but then I felt a tender grip. I screamed and shouted as the grinch sucked my dick. he fucked me hard as hard as he could with his long long tender wood. I will always regret that midnight wizz but no one will here me shout for my mouth is filled with jizz. This is the legend of the 13 Inch Grinch.

Man, you look like the 13 Inch Grinch met with you last night!

by Fat Moon March 08, 2018

1-inch warrior

a '1-inch warrior' is a very small penis which is around 1 inch in length.

"ben had his pants pulled down the other day and he had a 1-inch warrior"

by devvolad June 24, 2014

9 inch shlong

a word that boys use to cover up how big there pp is

i have a 9 inch shlong

by big chungus 69 420 November 30, 2020

2 inch rule

the 2 inches added to the end of a ruler when a man measures his penis.

mines 9 inches, with the costamary 2 inch rule.

by fatassbuddabelly August 20, 2006