Montezuma's revenge

caused by the presence of amoeba's in one's digestive system due to drinking water or most anything that hasn't been cooked in mexico.

I could only talk to my girlfriend 10 minutes at a time due to montezuma's revenge.

by Reed April 25, 2006

Revenge of the Buffalo

Noun; the phenomena ensuing the consumption of buffalo wild wings, symptoms include sweats, shitts, and upset stomach.

After eating buffalo wild wings, John was hit by the revenge of the buffalo.

by ReiHartigan January 31, 2009

Cougar Revenge

Describes a jealousy fueled sabotage plan hatched by a older 30ish 40 something women who has just found out her prey is interested in a younger woman...What distinguishes it from normal jealousy fueled revenge is that
the goal isn't pure "kamikaze" sabotage but to eliminate the younger competition.

Maria just told Felicia that Joe only goes for educated, successsful girls. Then, Felicia blocked Joe on Facebook. Joe never should have told Maria that he was interested in Felicia, because Maria want him for herself...Joe has just been a victim of cougar revenge.

by GiorgiodiZante October 28, 2010

Revenge of the Seth

This is actually what Seth's coworkers experience after he has been to El Fenix for lunch.

After having the enchilada special and copious amounts of chips and salsa, Seth returned to work and unleashed the Revenge of the Seth upon his unprepared coworkers.

by Rinse May 11, 2005

Montezuma's revenge

having the urge to shart up a storm in your pantaloons and having to run into a restaraunt to throw a shart grenade in their toilet.

Maarrrrrk had Montezuma's revenge and almost didnt make it. zzzoooooooooooom

by Maarrrrrthew June 05, 2005

Ghandi's Revenge

The colloquialism term for travelers going into India and accompanied with diarrhea.

Johnny: I drank the distilled water in India!! Oh man, where's the bathroom?
David: Well, it looks like he has Ghandi's Revenge. Ghandi's onto him now.

by VacationDude323 November 06, 2010

Saddam's Revenge

n. slang; three or more days of sickness typically experienced within the first two weeks of regularly eating in a KBR dining facility in Iraq. Symptoms include explosive diarrhea, nausea, abdominal/bowl cramping, fatigue, loss of appetite, and headache due to dehydration. Suspected culprits are the fresh sliced vegetables. Other proponents suggest its the bodies adjustment period to new pathogens found in Iraq plus upheaval due to a diet transition and air travel.

"Sir, I can't come in to work today; its Saddam's Revenge."

by Kid Montana January 19, 2010