if you dont get your

usually what one says when a fucking idiot does something retarded usually followed by BITCH ASS OUTTA HERE .

Trash: " im so tired after a long day of work"
Leroy: if you dont get your OL SQUIDWARD NOSED LONG HEAD ASS OUTTA HERE. BUILT LIKE A GODDAMN PALM TREE.

by 010101001000100100001001010010 February 12, 2018

If you know you go

The best spots are that way because they are little-known gems.

The term is shorthand for “if you don’t know about insert amazing place to surf/skate/mountain bike/climb/board/fish then I am not going to be the one to tell you.”

dude 1: "... hey bro where'd you surf today?"
dude 2: "Old faithfuls. It was firing - sick barrels, hardly anyone out"
dude 1: "Oh noice. Where the heck is that place? Someone else was sayin' it was going off the other day"
dude 2: "If you know you go..."

by All Your Surf July 15, 2019

if god exists then i will go to heaven

What every semi-believer claims is their rationale for believing in religion.

I am Catholic because if God exists then I will go to heaven.

by Bad C dev October 13, 2021

if it ain‘t snowing, i ain‘t going

Meaning that a man prefers blonde white woman

Guy 1: Are you coming to the party tonight?
Guy 2: if it ain‘t snowing, i ain‘t going!
Guy 1: Yeah a lot of blonde girls are going to be there.

by Saul Godman May 11, 2022

If it's snowing, then I'm going

When somebody goes somewhere because they heard white girls will be there.

(Mostly used by horny e-boys)

Are you going to the party?

If it's snowing, then I'm going.

by Griffin :) November 26, 2022

if he find out adoption ( Theme song for adoption ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

if he find out adoption ( Theme song for adoption ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

if he find out adoption ( Theme song for adoption ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

by Kmqq April 21, 2023

If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?

The most important question you will ever ask another human.

"Hey Bill!"

"What."
"If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?"
"Well, I guess if it is the opposite, it would have to be good, right?"

by <ShiverBurn> November 26, 2013