irritated bung

Bloody, raw asshole, usually resulting from too many wipes or rough toilet paper. See Residue Piece(s)

The beer shits always result in irritated bung from the ridiculous amount of wiping involved.

by Jbif August 5, 2004

irridiclious

A+, #1, Super-Fantastic, Best of the Best, Top of the Line

Did you see her boobs? They were irridiclious!

by RyanSams January 6, 2008

irrostensibly

Much like irregardless is the meaningless bastardization of "regardless", "irrostensibly" this is the meaningless bastardization of "ostensibly".

Irrostensibly, this dictionary is missing the word irregardless.

by Soemundur February 20, 2008

irritabating

Angrily masturbating or masturbating while irritated.

I began irritabating to relieve the stress of blue balls.

by Angry Masturdebater May 12, 2009

Irritatred

1.) Being unreasonably angry with something that has little bearing on your life.

2.) Abnormal or unjustified anger.

1.) Dude, i threw my Xbox controller through the window because I lost that game of madden, i was so irritatred.

2.) Bob was suffering an extreme case of irritatred when Steve stole his parking space, the trial is next Tuesday.

by Tobias Parker January 19, 2010

irradiage

Blends the words irradiate (to bombard with nuclear radiation) and age. The act of an older staff member skillfully using cutting-edge slang in a formal business setting, such as an office staff meeting, which belies his age and makes his younger rivals appear older and less hip than he. (Radiation therapy in medicine uses beta and gamma rays to destroy young, fast-growing cancer cells in order to preserve the older, healthy tissue.)

My presentation to the big guy was so cool even that snot-nose Jason kept his head down in his Crackberry lookin' shit up. Man, I irradiaged those pups.

by GlueckAuf February 24, 2011

irrlogical

to not be smart

kyle was irrlogical when he accused alexis of making up the word irrlogical.

by Dr. smart words May 6, 2011