inverted wingman

A friend (normally of the same gender) who accompanies you when you have to hang out with your significant other and her friends (of the opposite gender).

Damn, my girlfriend wants me to go the beach with her and a bunch of her friends. I don't want to spend the whole day talking about puppy dogs and ice cream. I need to find an inverted wingman...stat.

by Benny TP June 24, 2009

inverted scalpis filamentism

The phenomenon of filaments of hair retreating into the scalp, giving the initial appearance of baldness, but eventually exploding from a man's ears, nose, and eyebrows.

"I thought he was a victim of baldness, but I see now that he is actually a survivor of inverted scalpis filamentism."

"Whoa, that bald dude has some SERIOUS eyebrows. I guess he's got some inverted scalpis filamentism going on."

by AnalogyQueen February 1, 2010

Inverted batwing

A combination of the angry goat and the batwing where a male bends over and stretches his scrotal sack behind each thigh.

Holy shit guys did you see that inverted batwing that joe did in class?

by Rikdadik69 February 4, 2021

inverted leprechaun

Ejaculating while doing a handstand into your partners mouth.

Did your hear that Shamus did a inverted leprechaun with Fiona after the party.

by Sweeper6 September 13, 2023

invert

a man who is completely bald on top but with a considerably sized full beard, this making his head look "inverted."

my dad decided to shave off his thinning hair but continued to grow his beard, now he is an invert.

by vindaloon May 27, 2023

inverted triangle

Tons of titties/chesty

Applies to men or women; could be mammary glands, fat, or muscle

"Nah man, I don't like thicc thighs. I just want an inverted triangle bitch."

by Valyri December 15, 2021

inverted testicular ball cancer

ur testicular ball dies just die

my friend tummy has inverted testicular ball cancer

by ONIOINKMSBSVBSBAQ December 22, 2023